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ballgame’s not over. wear the fabulous boots. go padres

San Diego, CA
Joined October 2021
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hi baby gorgeous.
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Taco Bell not doing “Steal a Base, Steal a Taco” for the World Series is a recession indicator.
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when i interviewed the @Brewers social team, i asked where they find inspiration for their edits. they rattled off roman holiday with audrey hepburn, 2001: a space odyssey, apocolypse now, hundreds of beavers, pulp fiction’s title cards, and a24’s trailer style.
The Milwaukee Brewers never die #WinOurWay
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the other day a customer came back with her toasted marshmallow iced latte with oat milk and said “this is so good. and i knew it would be good when i saw your little tattoo” djdkdkdkskskskskslal
i know them drinks nasty😭😭😭😭😭😭
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(Lisa Barlow as Elizabeth Holmes) No no no you’re a liar no, no it works, it works, it works, check the lab reports, check the verification reports, it works, it works, you’re lying, I’m a Fortune 500 female CEO, I’m a female CEO, you’re jealous, you’re lying and your jealous
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commercials during the MLB playoffs:
Life can’t just be weed and porn. You have to gamble too
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I was here first?
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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You’re laughing? I’m going to make $100 less per month on the 30 properties I own through 3 layers of shell companies so I can evade taxes and you’re laughing?
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Obsessed with Pottery Barn Teen's "boy gender ceiling lighting" section.
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Derek Jeter: “Listen, you know, baseball’s a funny game…” David Ortiz: “And yet you never join us in laughter? Curious”
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absolutely appropriate reaction to meeting Miz
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Retiring this thread with a real treat of a final post.
my friend’s Instagram is such a treat
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I lied this one just wrecked me
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Cheering on world series game one starting pitcher Nick Martinez because he ordered several dozen conchas from me for the team and support staff 🫡
Attention: we are 1-0 when FBGB conchas are in the Padres clubhouse. Thanks to Nick Martinez for thinking they'd be a good addition to the party that is the San Diego Padres 🥰
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Tuned into wife’s show and one of the housewives said “you can’t squeeze blood out of a turnip” which undeniably is facts
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the airport bartender said have a good flight and I said u too
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Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever
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I don’t mind sharing a wall with my male neighbor but I hate hearing him laugh. What’s so funny, the wage gap?
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Absolutely love how MLB’s only way of policing check swings is “old man 100 feet away just eyeballing it”
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surprised my fiancé with Digger tickets she didn’t want in a theater far away because the local one pulled it
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I think this video should get sent into space it should outlive us all and be a memory of who we were
From Kiss cam to forever in like 10 seconds
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