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Taco Bell not doing “Steal a Base, Steal a Taco” for the World Series is a recession indicator.
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when i interviewed the @Brewers social team, i asked where they find inspiration for their edits. they rattled off roman holiday with audrey hepburn, 2001: a space odyssey, apocolypse now, hundreds of beavers, pulp fiction’s title cards, and a24’s trailer style.
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the other day a customer came back with her toasted marshmallow iced latte with oat milk and said “this is so good. and i knew it would be good when i saw your little tattoo” djdkdkdkskskskskslal
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(Lisa Barlow as Elizabeth Holmes) No no no you’re a liar no, no it works, it works, it works, check the lab reports, check the verification reports, it works, it works, you’re lying, I’m a Fortune 500 female CEO, I’m a female CEO, you’re jealous, you’re lying and your jealous
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You’re laughing? I’m going to make $100 less per month on the 30 properties I own through 3 layers of shell companies so I can evade taxes and you’re laughing?
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Derek Jeter: “Listen, you know, baseball’s a funny game…”
David Ortiz: “And yet you never join us in laughter? Curious”
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Cheering on world series game one starting pitcher Nick Martinez because he ordered several dozen conchas from me for the team and support staff 🫡
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Tuned into wife’s show and one of the housewives said “you can’t squeeze blood out of a turnip” which undeniably is facts
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I don’t mind sharing a wall with my male neighbor but I hate hearing him laugh. What’s so funny, the wage gap?
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Absolutely love how MLB’s only way of policing check swings is “old man 100 feet away just eyeballing it”
































