Procrastinator
Norfolk
Joined November 2011
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Vernon Kay cancels all filming commitments for the next month to focus on getting Argos to reverse its decision to scrap paper catalogues.
“I’ll print them myself if I have to,” he told reporters
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Broken Pictures Acoustic version OUT TODAY 🚨
youtube.com/watch?v=CQs-gQ7M…
We're very grateful to have immensely talented friends would made this look and sound the way it does, thank you
Beautifully smooth videography @SamJLance 📽️
Recorded and mixed by Chris Wright🎙️
#OutNow
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In 1999, a gang of thieves was forced to do community service along a road in Rotherham. The next spring the daffodils coming into bloom spelt out the words ‘shag’ and ‘bollocks’.
@Alpro I purchased one of your Vanilla yoghurts today from my local Tesco, only to discover that it’s 10 years out of date. Slightly panicked to open, incase the bacteria inside have created their own eco system. Not sure if at this point it will be velociraptors or Vietnam war.
The only other logical conclusion is that @Tesco have developed time warp aisles, in which case I’m going to pop in tomorrow with a pound, and I expect to come out with 3 Freddos, a pack of space raders, and a panda pop, and still have change
@SpotifyCares hi guys, my premium account has for some reason gone back to the free version, I’ve tried logging in on your website to reactivate premium, but now it’s not recognising my email address is linked to an account? Please help!!
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IS IT JUST ME, OR DID I JUST PULL OFF THE GREATEST TWITTER SCHEME OF ALL TIME?????
Read the first word of my tweets to find out....
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Dropping bombs on a country but voting against allowing refugee children fleeing the conflict to come here.
That’s got to be worse than running through a wheat field.
