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Joined November 2011
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Vernon Kay cancels all filming commitments for the next month to focus on getting Argos to reverse its decision to scrap paper catalogues. “I’ll print them myself if I have to,” he told reporters
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Broken Pictures Acoustic version OUT TODAY 🚨 youtube.com/watch?v=CQs-gQ7M… We're very grateful to have immensely talented friends would made this look and sound the way it does, thank you Beautifully smooth videography @SamJLance 📽️ Recorded and mixed by Chris Wright🎙️ #OutNow
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Comedy doesn’t get any better than this!
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In 1999, a gang of thieves was forced to do community service along a road in Rotherham. The next spring the daffodils coming into bloom spelt out the words ‘shag’ and ‘bollocks’.
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IS IT JUST ME, OR DID I JUST PULL OFF THE GREATEST TWITTER SCHEME OF ALL TIME????? Read the first word of my tweets to find out....
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Iggy Pop singing Surfin Bird to his bird is the last pure thing online
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This picture is trending in Chinese social media right now.
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joy division's ian curtis rides a rollercoaster
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Dropping bombs on a country but voting against allowing refugee children fleeing the conflict to come here. That’s got to be worse than running through a wheat field.
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Handy #snowday shopping list: -8,000 tea bags -Everything in canned goods aisle -All the bread -400 pints of milk -Enough booze to fill shed -50 Easter eggs -12kg of cheese -A whole trolley of crisps/sweets -One small bag of lettuce #uksnow
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Certified Thug!
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Roses are dead. Love is fake. Weddings are basically funerals with cake.
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this game sucks
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Pissing down in Melbourne have a guess who's not wet coz they brought there parka ME AS YOU WERE LG x
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Conservative-led Norfolk County Council just voted to give themselves an 11% pay rise. Earlier in the day they had been voting for cuts to Children's Services. What more do you need to know about these people? An insult to all of us being told to live within our means.
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