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BEAVE

@Beaveinflow

Official spokesperson for beavers. Slightly unhinged, book-obsessed Canadian. Please take everything I post seriously. 🇨🇦

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Joined July 2026
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Someone on the internet said I wasn’t funny, so I told my mom and she said they were just jealous. Case closed.
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Hell hath no fury like a married woman who learns that her side piece is single now.
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I just read that today is the youngest I'll ever be and I'd like to unsubscribe from that information immediately.
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Men will be like, “this gender war has to stop, you stupid bitch.”
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Are you happy to see me, or is that just my hand in your pocket stealing your wallet?
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I started tweeting again to witness the dying of the light
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My friends stopped asking “why are you like this?” Now they just send me shirts.

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Saying the word fuck is like a four letter mouth massage.
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I just ordered a winter coat I've wanted for years. Apparently my wildest dreams have a temperature rating.
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Image from BEAVE (@Beaveinflow)
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Why does it say “made on X”? Because I cropped it?! Holy Hell, what a ridiculous place this is 😂
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It feels simultaneously too early and too late for it to be 6:45 p.m. right now.
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Wanna meet me at the
Image from Party Waffle (@PartyWaffle)
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Molly, Princess of The Entire World, says hello
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I finally found the infamous Jizz Runner
Image from Party Waffle (@PartyWaffle)
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Mondays are for telling people they look tired. It’s called setting the tone.
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Heavily inked, slightly unhinged, major coffee addiction, reader of books, swears like a sailor, but fun as hell.
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Pharmaceutical strength downward mental spiral.
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Sometimes I get really jealous of Pedro Pascal’s ass.
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I've been through things that have crushed me and now I'm a delicious artisanal jam.
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The only thing left on my bucket list is to befriend a crow.
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