@PartyWaffle

All seeing, all knowing Trevor https://xitter.cf/t.co/3Bp3vMeNH2

 Southern California
Joined April 2009
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I wish more dumb people were shy
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“Sometimes you gotta take a minute to stop and smell the piss” - dogs
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Buca di Beppo sounds like a slur
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Jason Goes to Hell@benedictsred7h
Acting like Jesus includes spitting on blind people
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meghan
@shehasfreckles7h
i would actually be honored if a disfigured musical genius who lived in a subterranean lair beneath the Opera House, had a love for me so obsessive that he wanted to kidnap me & murder my lover
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All my hopes and dreams can’t come true, because they don’t make Heelys in a size 15
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BEAVE
@Beaveinflow23h
I don’t need therapy. I need to scream into the void and have it scream back that I’m right about everything.
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BEAVE
@BeaveinflowOct 22
I am SO MAD that Wicker isn’t playing in a theatre near me with recliners. I refuse to romanticize a basket man without proper lumbar support.
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BEAVE
@BeaveinflowOct 23
Twitter is basically Love is Blind for degenerates.
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The moments between when I pop my sleeping pill and when I actually fall asleep is what I imagine heaven is like.
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Win or lose, I stand by this:
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It’s a great day to be a Spartan. Go Green!
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If you see an emotionally regulated and mature adult, please don’t scare it away. I need to ask it some questions.
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You can’t spell “gratitude” without “tit”
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🎃Case🎃@Cactuscali19912Oct 24
"If a tweet falls on the timeline and no one retweets it, does it even make an impression?" -twitter philosophy
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ashley noelle
@ash_isawitchOct 24
Not to be too much of a slut or anything, but I made cookies.
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Ⓜ️isterD@MisterD78UKOct 23
They should invent a difficulty level for adulting like you have in a video game... somedays you just want an easy setting, right?
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Being horny is so embarrassing... your body willing the continuation of this doomed species
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My fish sure spends a lot of time in his hollow castle when he has a whole world to exp…oh my god he’s me
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Damon Hunzeker
@DamonHunzekerOct 23
She’s a 10 but has become death, destroyer of worlds.
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Kip Conlon@kipconlonOct 23
I achieved almost everything I hoped to in birdwatching. No egrets.
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