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Joined January 2026
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Saw one of these outside aldi
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This reads like they’re a stereotypical bully from an early 2000s movie about winning debate club or some shit
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Poop mountain. population: my ass
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Just imagine if car accelerate to 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999x999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999⁹⁹ MPH on Autobahn
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Louis ck is short for Louis Charlie Kirk
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Removing and hanging up my prosthetic ass for the night
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Trump would throw this dude under the bus for a Twinkie
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Watching my girlfriend actively silence her notifications after sending her a text
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Right wingers on Google like “Wat is domestik terrism definishin”
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Putting salt and vinegar chips crumbs in my hollow tooth socket
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Accidentally taking pictures of my penis on front cam while trying to photograph the inside of my mouth
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