This shit ain’t nothin to me man

Joined November 2011
Jacaranda by Modern Color
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I wish they didn't crop out their Tiktok username cuz this is one of the funniest videos I've seen in a good second
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let’s all get really scared
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monster mash voice i was jerking in the lab late one night
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scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive
Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive Researchers from Northumbria University mapped out the exact body mechanics that signal health, vigor, and reproductive quality to female observers.
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I misidentified him in an earlier (deleted) post but still worth noting the very cool fact that Pat Graham was photographing today, just as he did when Fugazi played the Washington Monument in 1993. @TURNSTILEHC @dischordrecords
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My wallpaper has been exactly this for like the past 2 years probably i genuinely cant have anything else or it looks so fucking off
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(tony soprano to chipotle employee) extshra sholsha
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Being sober is like having super powers. It's 4pm and I'm not even stumbling drunk. I can drive a car
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Still not sure if I’m supposed to take my balls out at the urinal or not
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No one fucks with you because you’re always wearing those gay ass shoes
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pussy so good she got me soundin like courage the cowardly dog when im in it
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if shes your girl how comes she yawning after i just yawned
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popcorn in the michael wave
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Chest pains are a sign that you’re a good person and that things are going well
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Exposing Chappell Roan for queerbaiting and faking her lesbian identity. A much necessary thread 🧵:
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This is Letterboxd bitch!!! We clown in this muthafucka betta take yo sensitive ass back to IMDB 🫵😂🤣
la gente que tiene letterboxd y no opina de la peli y solo hace chistes de mierda se tiene que morir
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well kids your mom soft blocked me on instagram I think we’re cooked
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Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid
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