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I'm fueled by gas station coffee and existential dread

North Carolina
Joined February 2012
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What has KK done to Rod to not ever be allowed to play with someone who can score lol
Taylor Hall appears set to return to the #Canes' lineup for the first time in 23 days @ NYI — Carrier - Aho - Svechnikov Ehlers - Stankoven - Blake Hall - Jankowski - Jarvis Robinson - Kotkaniemi - Martinook Slavin - Chatfield Miller - Walker Gostisbehere - Välimäki Bussi
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Bennett retweeted
Hillary Clinton once again displaying her infallible political instincts.
Hillary Clinton warns Dems that GOP's anti-communist platform will be 'very effective attack' trib.al/7tSls5t
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okay don’t kill the fucking vibe
Speaker Hakeem Jeffries.
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between this and Fight Song they are is all-out LOSER MODE!!
Peter Doocy reports that the White House election watch party has ordered food from the Cheesecake Factory.
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idk it's like everything we've ever said about corporate dems is true
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lol at being shocked by a politician lying to you
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State gonna risk it all in hopes to keep the legacy QB who can’t walk. Makes sense
Philip Rivers and wife Tiffany escort Gunner Rivers as the St. Michael seniors are introduced prior to tonight’s regular-season finale. @InsidePackSport
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Bro is going to make $19 million at 34 years old?
Negotiations between the Lightning and Nikita Kucherov’s camp remained far apart. He’s an unrestricted free agent this summer, and is due for potentially double his $9.5 million AAV. Kucherov let his teammates know of his decision today. He has a modified no trade clause, which allows him to give a list of 10 approved teams.
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Man I really wish someone had gotten me a “Bennett Cup Party” koozie
Some cool souvenirs we collected throughout the summer hanging out with the @Canes @nhl #stanleycup celebrations! @HockeyHallFame
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Save of the night
Noted goaltender, Jesperi Kotkaniemi
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Ok I’m over seeing the extremely ugly podcast people all over the timeline. Get these uggos out of here
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Some real “TA WAS IN” for unc on that last play except in reverse lol
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KK Hive is FEASTING
Replying to @WaltRuff
Give and go! KK does a nice job poking a loose puck to Jordan Martinook, who gives it right back.
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How many games does KK have to score in before he gets moved up in the lineup ahead of a guy who isn't a center?
The #Canes will try to start a new win streak tonight in Vancouver. The undefeated Pyotr Kochetkov is in the starter's crease at morning skate. It appears the unit is moving a few pieces around in front of him, including Juuso Valimaki, who looks in line to make his team debut. Mark Jankowski, who was sent back to Raleigh on Sunday to have his lower-body injury checked out further, is not on the ice. Seth Jarvis is skating, but still working as an extra. Carrier - Aho - Svechnikov Ehlers - Stankoven - Blake Robinson - Martinook - Unger Sorum Nadeau - Kotkaniemi - Deslauriers Jarvis Slavin - Chatfield Miller - Walker Gostisbehere - Valimaki Reilly Kochetkov | Bussi
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KK Hive stand up
NHL Game Score Impact Card for Carolina Hurricanes on 2026-10-17:
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We have a Jesperi Kotkaniemi goal I repeat we have a Jesperi Kotkaniemi goal 🚨🚨🚨
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Here’s the full response from NC State head coach Dave Doeren when asked about if its a lack of adjustments that has led 2nd half struggles this season: “I wish I could tell you we’re getting out-adjusted. That’s not what’s happening.”
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Dickert out here just tossing dirt on Doeren’s grave
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The opinion writers at The Technician stay vindicated
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