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Crème de Meh. Writer. Adoptee. E. Rose Figuls, Stuff Finder. Silverware Detective. Vintage Soap Detective. Beth-Case Scenarios.

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Joined August 2009
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⚡️ “Hedwig et Marthe” teapawt.net/i/moments/109222073425…
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SIR PATRICK STEWART (1940-2026) Before everything else, Patrick was defined by being born and bred in Yorkshire, the proud county in the north of England which he loved to the end. You could hear it in his accented voice and in the stern honesty with which he told you what he thought and felt. Yorkshiremen have no truck with half-truths or avoidance of big issues. He wore his heart on his sleeve, which made him a man to rely on, to admire and in my case, love. We first met as ambitious young actors with the Royal Shakespeare Company half a century ago but we weren’t in the same productions. My first strong memory was a few years later, meeting him in the street in central London when he told me about an offer to take over a leading part in 'Star Trek'. “But Patrick think of your stage career in the UK. Do you really want to risk—getting lost in Hollywood for years and years?”. Well, he took the risk and thank goodness for us all that he did for not just his devoted Trekkies but film and theatre audiences, who marvelled at his using international celebrity to star in a string of cinema successes ('X-Men' of course) and in great classical plays by Shakespeare, Ibsen, Arthur Miller, Peter Shaffer, Pinter and Beckett at Stratford-upon-Avon, in London’s West End and on Broadway. America was his adopted home, where he met his adored Sunny who has cared for him through sickness and health, through thick and thin. But he never forsook his origins: and the proudest achievement of the most respected and beloved actor of his generation on either side of the Atlantic, was his appointment as Chancellor of Huddersfield University in Yorkshire. His farewell performance in 'Avengers: Doomsday' is yet to be seen. Ian McKellen 29 October 2026 Photo: University of Huddersfield
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Sesame Workshop mourns the loss of Sir Patrick Stewart. Thank you for being our friend and for sharing your brilliance, joy, and kindness with the world. 💛💚
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I have an idea for a new TV show. It’s about an English professor that travels through time correcting everyone’s grammar. It’s called, "Dr. Whom".
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The 80-year old president offered no explanation for his mysterious statement about struggling with illness. thedailybeast.com/trump-80-r…
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it's been a few years and still i have yet to see a better LA couple costume than this one. have you seen anything better?
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When I'm in a performance review at work and they ask me where I see myself in ten years.
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Fox’s Jesse Watters is an idiot but when he said Ken Paxton “has a lazy eye and the whiff of corruption” I felt the presence of Tennessee Williams
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Jenna's furious when she sees Tracy has the same animatronic bird in his office that a local store refused to sell to her. Turns out the clerk had told him it wasn't for sale, which he thought meant he could take it for free. Jack has Kenneth sneak the bird back to avoid a scene.
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"I mean, it's a one-of-a-kind singing and dancing bird automaton, Michael. What could it cost? $15,000?"
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jane krakowski’s performance in 30 rock as jenna maroney is really one of the greatest of all time of all genres
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Can’t believe no one has posted this yet
jane krakowski’s performance in 30 rock as jenna maroney is really one of the greatest of all time of all genres
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jane krakowski’s performance in 30 rock as jenna maroney is really one of the greatest of all time of all genres
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The elements of writing are plot, character, exposition, and the thing you're speaking very specifically to an ex and you're hoping they read it
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"What would you say if I told you we had reports of you suckin' on chili dogs behind the tastee freeze?" Jack Smith: "Um, that's Jack & Diane."
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Happy National Coffee Day
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The moment Jack Smith realized Eric Schmitt was talking about the wrong game.
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And the end of all our exploring Will be to arrive where we started And know the place for the first time. —T. S. Eliot
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At a hearing Kash Patel just defended his allowing people who practice bestiality to become FBI agents. He explained, "Sometimes I watch 101 Dalmatians and masturbate. It doesn't make me bad at my job"
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head chog
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