Elizabeth Baker

No one is the exact same as me

“That’s the Best Friend Group”

Dad (@bakerdavid): we didn’t have snow pants when we were kids; we just wore three pairs of tracksuit pants. E: Did they even have tracksuit pants back then?

Mum: Nick is parenting solo tonight. @bethjbaker: What does that mean? @bakerdavid: Well what do you think it means? What does “solo” mean? @bethjbaker: Guitars.

Dad, what is America most known for?

Welcome to the Mistakes Club.

.@krickbaker: Do you need to go to the toilet? E: No. [fart].

The little one says YOU move over.

Well it’s a pizza-breathing dragon

.@baker_victoria : Elizabeth, you farted all the way through that movie. E: Well maybe I’m allergic to you.

Dad: “Anti” means “opposite”. Antihistamine, anti clockwise, antithesis. E: And Anti Elise.

“Donald Trump and the boy he’s playing against both think that they won.”

Waiting for covid-19 test. Seems appropriate to be the first generation to have toy hand sanitizer.

I’m going to make loads of paper boats.

These ducks each have a name and are precious to me.

Saw mum @krickbaker play the final movement of Beethoven’s 9th with @MelbSymphony last night. Very cultural experience, so of course I sang “the chicken dance” in the car all the way home.

Well Mum, maybe you should stop hiding the blu tack from me.

Nanna: 8+6=15 Dad: You mean 14. N: Oh, I was visualising a 9. [truck] N: 19 D: You mean 18. Me: Nanna, you were visualising the wrong thing. @baker_victoria : Do you even know what ‘visualising’ means? Me: Yes. It means to see something in your mind. …