That’s thirty minutes away. I’ll be there in ten.
Melbourne, Australia
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My wife plays Horn.
She was so excited to find this xmas tree ornament.
Then she was less excited to see the label.
Then I made it worse.
Then I made it even worse.
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At least Springfield had the cash to pay for a monorail and didn’t have to borrow billions from their grandchildren.
I would like to vote for a party who will just fix the potholes on the Hume and not build monorails.
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“The weaknesses of strong states,” keenly identified by @FukuyamaFrancis theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv…
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Humanity - 1
Asteroid - 0
Today was a first for Earth! Congrats #DARTMission team for a successful impact, the first step in this history-making planetary defense test that will help us better understand how to protect our Pale Blue Dot from possible future asteroid impacts. 🙌
IMPACT SUCCESS! Watch from #DARTMIssion’s DRACO Camera, as the vending machine-sized spacecraft successfully collides with asteroid Dimorphos, which is the size of a football stadium and poses no threat to Earth.
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“That’s the Best Friend Group”
Jonas Vingegaard waiting for Tadej Pogačar was a reminder of what makes sport so great. #TDF2022 bit.ly/3PO8nMe
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Good morning Australia 🇦🇺
How you feeling?
#The150thOpen
One of THE great Final Round displays at The Open 👏
Congratulations, Cameron Smith, the Champion Golfer of the Year
#The150thOpen
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Just noticed who the @kfc Twitter account is following, and literally LOL'd – at North Carolina, USA
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Mum: Nick is parenting solo tonight.
@bethjbaker: What does that mean?
@bakerdavid: Well what do you think it means? What does “solo” mean?
@bethjbaker: Guitars.
I had a history professor whose two superpowers were:
1. the Medici Family; and
2. working a reference to his love of Dusty Springfield into every. Single. Lecture.
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Chekhov out of copyright I guess.
Trademark squatting has begun in Russia.
On March 12th, a trademark application was filed for the McDonald's logo with the words "Uncle Vanya."
The Russian State Duma had earlier suggested that Russia would replace all McDonald's with "Uncle Vanya's."
h/t @Oh_89
#McDonalds
