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Bex

@bexstage

I'm kinda magical.

 Illinois
Joined June 2009
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Ugh! Everyone thinks I'm dressed as Josh Groban but I'm supposed to be Amy Grant!
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Stupid bitch at wendys wanna give me attitude bitch I told u no pickles
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"There won't be humans in 500 years. Enough people choke themselves when they jerk off we gave it a name. We ain't a species made to last."
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Happy John Carpenter Month!
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@MichaelAusiello Yo, Terra Nova, I'm really happy for you. I'mma let you finish, but Jurassic Park had the best CGI dinosaurs of all time!
BREAKING: Netflix splits off into a third company called Vernster where you can rent nothing but Ernest P. Worrell movies for $5 a month.
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Where’s my Ben & Jerry’s ice cream flavor? I think people would love a bowl of “Ginger Coco Honkey Bites.”
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A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.
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I’ve got this horrible feeling that the VHS tape rewinder I bought in the ‘80s is starting to lose some of its resale value.
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You think God hates gay people? #SomebodyToldYouWrong
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And while I'm at it, all that build up and then they get in two separate tubs?! #cialiscommercialfail
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@SYFY24 Aug 2011
I'm giving away my Syfy branded iPod Nano 8GB to someone who retweets this note by 8/26 at 5pm PT - twitpic.com/3rgx0p
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Curled up in bed with @joe_hill 's 20th Century Ghosts. While not a great snuggler, each turn of the page keeps me warm. #literaryduvet
The Never-Ending Story #TeamAtreyu RT @XxNaima: "Twilight or Harry Potter?”
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Replying to @jillianbell
@jilliandeltoro cool dad!
Had a dream that @wilw autographed a napkin for me after I spotted him at a restaurant and tweeted about it. It's the little things in life.
Replying to @realdarylhall
@LFDHcom Ray Charles - America the Beautiful
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