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BREAKING: Netflix splits off into a third company called Vernster where you can rent nothing but Ernest P. Worrell movies for $5 a month.
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Where’s my Ben & Jerry’s ice cream flavor? I think people would love a bowl of “Ginger Coco Honkey Bites.”
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I’ve got this horrible feeling that the VHS tape rewinder I bought in the ‘80s is starting to lose some of its resale value.
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You think God hates gay people? #SomebodyToldYouWrong
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And while I'm at it, all that build up and then they get in two separate tubs?!
#cialiscommercialfail
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I'm giving away my Syfy branded iPod Nano 8GB to someone who retweets this note by 8/26 at 5pm PT - twitpic.com/3rgx0p
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The Never-Ending Story #TeamAtreyu RT @XxNaima: "Twilight or Harry Potter?”
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"We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them." — John Waters
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When I look through my old diary, all I did was list my crushes and talk about promising artists like Cherry Poppin Daddies. #zootzootriot
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If someone says "no homo" and you didn't feel the situation was homo, is the correct response "no homo taken"?
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Bwhee Na Neeee Nuh nuh. Bwhee Na Neeee Nuh nuh. Bwhee Na Neeeeeeeeee - Jurassic Park theme song
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By the way, all of your relatives up here laugh like hell when you masturbate. #fyi
