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I'll tell you one thing they won't discover: Noah's wife's name. Because it's never mentioned in the Bible. Because of course it's not.
But for the record, it was Tiffany.
J retweeted
Can male politicians, influencers and public figures get a grip and stop acting like women have declared war on you. They haven’t. Wanting an end to women being raped and murdered by men and boys being radicalised to hate, fear and resent girls and women is a good thing.
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Big man upstairs seems to be collecting the actors from Home Alone 2 in 2026. Everything crossed now...
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The disgraced former mayor of New York, Rudy (I was just tucking in my shirt) Giuliani, has threatened to sue me for defamation over an interview in which I never said his name. No one even mentioned him.
I want to apologize to Rudy. Going forward I will be certain to say his name directly.
Rudy, you worked with known Russian agents and their proxies to spread lies about me and my father. Their names are Andrii Derkach, Konstantin Kulyk, Andriy Telizhenko and Oleksandr Dubinsky and more. Kulyk handed you a dossier filled with disinformation. You flew to Kyiv in December 2019 to sit down with Derkach, then went on television with him to sell his bullshit tapes.
Trump’s own national security adviser warned the White House that what you brought back was Russian disinformation. You kept going.
Then Trump’s own Treasury Secretary, Steven Mnuchin, sanctioned Derkach in September 2020 as an active Russian agent for over a decade, for spreading the same lies you are still spitting. Four months later, on his way out the door, Mnuchin sanctioned the rest of your sources. Kulyk. Telizhenko. Dubinsky. Eleven people and four media front companies in all. Not sanctioned by me. Not by my father. By Donald Trump’s Treasury Department.
And remember Vienna Rudy. In October 2019 you, Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman had tickets to fly there to collect a hard drive, courtesy of Dmytro Firtash, an indicted oligarch who has spent a decade in Vienna fighting extradition to the United States. Lev and Igor were arrested at Dulles holding one-way tickets. You canceled yours the next morning. That was way before a computer repairman in Wilmington was ever a twinkle in your eye.
So please, @RudyGiuliani. Please, please sue me. Discovery will be a joy for everyone.
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Replying to @DHughesy
In Dave Hughes' political science, "Extreme Left" now means "person requesting substantiation".
Dave has since gone on to describe them as radicals, attack dogs and an ASIO concern.
The only thing Dave won't escalate is the standard of proof for his own claims.
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This isn’t complicated, John.
You and Xavier knew the damage was from a burst water main and deliberately tried to pass it off as evidence of failing roads for political gain. You got caught.
No essay is required.
An apology for treating voters with contempt is.
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MTV’s Unplugged series was a real test for the musicians of that era.
Sure, you sound huge wired up to stacks of amps with distortion and effects stacked on top of each other.
But can you do it in a small room, up close to the audience, without all the gear to hide behind?
Stripped naked of the electricity.
Just the songs, the voices, and whatever you could pull out of an acoustic guitar and bongos.
The Stone Temple Pilots walked into that room in 1993 and passed the test.
Scott Weiland sat in a rocking chair like he owned the place.
No theatrics, no wall of sound to lean on.
Just the band and the material.
“Plush,” “Creep,” “Wicked Garden,” and the first public airing of “Big Empty.”
It held up. The songs didn’t need the volume to work.
That was the point of the whole series.
Some bands just got quieter.
The ones that mattered found a different kind of power when everything else was taken away.
“Plush”
STP
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Replying to @belinduhpyne @Justabogan
He had a lot of interesting positions over the years - including benefitting from, and being close to, then-PM Howard (whose term outlived him); discussing the idea of forestry and clearing for grazing being possible while maintaining habitat; yet describing himself as “more green than anything”.
The idea of his son being the youngest Logies host in history? The son he introduced to crocodiles at one month old? The man who openly wept talking about his love for his family with Denton?
Nothing about him suggests he would be precious about a quip.
More that he’d carry the moment with the same overflowing of love and awe that he wore every day on his khaki sleeves.
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Did you guys hear about the woman in Iran who was sentenced to 12 years in prison because authorities believed her stillbirth was an abortion?
Nevermind y'all, my mistake, that happened in Oklahoma
Strangely enough, I don't recall the Financial Review writing hysterical editorials when Gov General, David Hurley grabbed $18M of public money to fund a niche little, erm "leadership program" - one he helped set up
But women talking about sexual assault?
Get the knives out





































