🅿️🅾️🅾️🅱️ Master / GTO Gamer / Proud New England Trash Talker / #BillsiveGang

Joined February 2017
It's official. Lutri Shops is the best Vintage deck of all time.
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I would rather kneel on rice than sit in the chairs at the Hartford Convention Center
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Hey thats me! I finished this event 12-3, good for top 16 most likely
A big change to the metagame with Reality Fracture that looks to stick around is the 6-mana Dimir legend Uldaros Theorix, which usually packs an additional six mana worth of spells when it hits the battlefield. Several players are making deep runs with the deck at #SpotlightFRA.
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9th on breakers :))))
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Blowing up those Russian data centers might be the first time my tax dollars have paid for a missile that actually made the world a better place.
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Will Thompson retweeted
>Ukraine bombs Russian data centers >Sudden, steep drop in political extremist content >Sudden, steep drop in scientific misinformation >Sudden, steep drop in scam attempts Damn, we really should've done this a long time ago
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“Once Omni is in play” Incredible, no notes
New Sultai Kona Omni Combo in Standard. Once Omni is in play, cast Extrapolate for North Wind Avatar or Rune-Scarred Demon. If they give you Demon, use it to find Marang River Regent, then bounce Demon with Marang to search for another Marang. From there you can loop them for infinite Rune-Scarred Demons. Finally cast another Extrapolate and wish for North Wind Avatar and Extinguisher Battleship. No matter what they give you, you end up with Battleship and can blow up all of your opponent’s permanents. We did it boys, we finally broke Omniscience.
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How to make a strong first impression at #SCGBaltimore
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Whenever I don’t know anything about a geopolitical event I look up what side Israel is on and take the opposite side. This strategy has literally never gone wrong.
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i dont think ill ever be as happy as i was being a unemployed bum ass nigga playing videogames all day
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Someone involved with the Pauper Format Panel is profiting from inside information, buying more than 250 copies of Baleful Strix, Vandalblast and Dispatch from our bots yesterday before the Zeta Set announcement. I can only imagine how many copies they bought elsewhere.
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microdosing hell by being aware and literate
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Unban Dreadhord Arcanist and Expressive Iteration in Legacy. Unban Uro in Modern. Send Tweet
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Jonah hill thinks being fat made him typecast as a loser, nah them directors saw ya soul
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Welcome to comp rel
Professor wasn't dealing with any more BS.
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it’s called “Dunesday” because I’m going to watch Dune and then call it a day.
Dunesday is officially happening. In theaters on December 18.
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They are criminalizing being a chud. Glory to China
China is making romantic AI chatbots completely illegal. They believe people falling in love with AI is contributing to declining birth rates.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
China's new regulations prohibit AI companionship chatbots from inducing emotional dependence and ban such relationships with minors, but do not make romantic AI chatbots completely illegal. wsj.com/tech/ai/china-… socialmediatoday.com/news/china-ban…
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1) yes, without sarcasm. 2) golf courses at least don't poison water 3) picking the 2023 number for data centers is deranged
we must stop the evil golf courses from drinking our water
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pro tour tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Looking forward to people asking for neoform to get banned after this PT
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22 House Democrats just voted with the GOP to kill a resolution from Rashida Tlaib to restrict the U.S. from assisting Israeli military operations in Lebanon.
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