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Scott Meyer has been a DJ, a stand-up comic, a writer for video games, an office manager, a pretend ghost bellhop, and a cartoonist. Now he writes novels.

Joined April 2009
I fear that at some point Wes Anderson will travel back in time, get stranded in the 1980's, and end up directing this FedEx commercial as an SOS to us in the future. youtu.be/bGv5s3EXH0w
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The oil painting is finally finished! Behold, my new official author portrait!
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Great, now Pixar isn't even waiting until the first five minutes of a movie to traumatize the audience. youtu.be/E4K7JgPJ8-s
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Susan Oliver: actor, director, author, and the 4th woman to fly a single engine plane solo across the Atlantic.
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Trump says that if elected he'll tell law enforcement to get rid of "Bad Dudes." He might regret that some day.
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When he was younger, Tom Bosley looked a lot like @pattonoswalt. I smell a Father Dowling Mysteries reboot!
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What a fantastic birthday present! Huge thanks to the crew at 47North, and to everyone who's read the book!
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The Florida sun is not kind to infographics.
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I have a theory about Australians. I think they might be better than us. I claim this show as evidence. youtu.be/tvZOeIIOL8M
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I'm sorry @jackbox, but "The Buttery Jack" is a terrible name for a hamburger ... or anything else.
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Amazing feats, performed with all the grace and style of a kid playing "swords" with a wrapping-paper tube. youtu.be/BEG-ly9tQGk
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If this video had been shown in the US in the early '80s, it would have ended the cold war. youtu.be/OmX1V6_gukY
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Well Done, Holy Land Experience, your entrance decoration made my wife spontaneously shout, "Oh Jesus!"
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Have a question for me? Well save it for Friday (1:30PM CT) when I'm doing a GoComics Twitter chat. #AskScottMeyer
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Just a little something to help everyone get ready for the new Cosmos tonight: youtu.be/ZP7K9SycELA
From a distance, I thought this Gucci logo was a new Batman logo.
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Clearly written by the ultimate writer of slogans
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