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Trying to figure out how to live, or just trying to live. Not sure which yet. https://teapawt.net/t.co/nQJjXwbNrh 🐘https://teapawt.net/t.co/9ofdP7JFNb

Berkeley, CA
Joined August 2007
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BREAKING: Brittney Griner, the WNBA star who was sentenced to prison in Russia, has been freed in a prisoner-swap and is now in US custody, a US official tells @CBSNews.
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It's deeply depressing that the killer app of contemporary machine learning is bullshit generation.
Nobel Peace Prize winner @mariaressa says social media has “come in and used free speech to stifle free speech.” #Colbert
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Retweet if you were part of one of those tiny first 4 bars. [source: buff.ly/3jWsfiC]
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Some photos to send you on your way.
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Thanks @tweetbot for making this place so much better.
I’m @bitmaker@mastadon.social. I learned a lot on here, thanks everyone for making this a special place.
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I was laid off from Twitter this afternoon. I was in charge of managing badge access to Twitter offices. Elon just called me and asked if I could come back to help them regain access to HQ as they shut off all badges and accidentally locked themselves out.
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This is a joke, as evidenced by the author's responses: twitter.com/anothercohen/s… twitter.com/anothercohen/s…
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This is terrible. There is a day left for the world leaders at #COP27 to do the right thing and make sure he is on a plane to the UK now. I have all the leverage they need. iIt’s a choice.
News from the visit are unsettling, @alaa deteriorated severely in the past 2 weeks, but atleast they got to see him, and he needed to see the family so much The family will share the full details later today, please bear with us #SaveAlaa #FreeAlaa
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This holiday season Twitter fires 4K workers, Amazon fires 10K workers, & Facebook fires 11K workers—all while US Billionaire pandemic wealth increased an absurd $1.7T.😳 A reminder that billionaires don’t create jobs—they exploit workers. Tax billionaires. Unionize workers.
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I would like to work for this person.
🧵 I’ve been unpleasantly surprised that some people seem to condone the public criticism of employees and/or the public firing of an employee for responding to this criticism. Here are my thoughts on these topics, which I hope would be obvious to any decent leader. (1/22)
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If anyone is looking for GraphQL expertise, you will wait a long time to have this level of skill available again.
lol just got fired for shitposting i said it before and i'll say it again kiss my ass elon 💋
PRESS RELEASE - Statment Regarding New Allegations of Serious Berkeley Police Department Misconduct
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a friend's post about mastodon is really resonating w/ me this morning and is a good reason why I don't think the service is likely to gain a broad base of support: the decision to use it isn't based on UX, but rather, ideology cohost.org/tef/post/298638-s…
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It was bond-villain-level arrogance to allow the author of the Big Short to follow you around while you did major financial crimes. teapawt.net/janicemin/status/15918…
Michael Lewis' next book is about Sam Bankman-Fried. Email from CAA confirms he has been embedded with him for last 6 months; note below was first sent to potential buyers for filmed rights. Scoop @TheAnkler theankler.com/p/hwood-ftx-fr…
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Elon Musk seems very determined to teach people that billionaires aren't any smarter than anyone else, that concentrations of wealth are bad for society and democracy, and that if millions of people band together we can kick billionaires' asses.
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it is demoralizing to know that you are a website's product but really energizing to know that you can be a really terrible product
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Another US election, another "Land doesn't vote, people do" style map showing the election results.
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But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Check Mark was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, a master Check Mark was forged in secret to control all others. And into this Check Mark he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life.
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