Engineering Manager by day, Semi-professional Tetris player by night
Springfield, MO
Joined December 2007
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after 4 years of having my account inadvertently frozen / banned, i've regained access. i can now sleep better at night knowing that my hilarious pre-2008 tweets are once again secure
Dan Chilton retweeted
Making your site fast for mobile users is HARD. The latest Industry Benchmarks snapshot for US ecommerce sites has @Etsy in the lead with a Largest Contentful Paint (LCP) time of 4.57 seconds.
Learn more: app.speedcurve.com/benchmark… #webperf #ux #perfmatters #CoreWebVitals
Come join us at @Etsy! My team is currently looking for a senior and staff-level web performance engineer. If slow sites make you sad, come be a part of the resistance 🚀 jobs.smartrecruiters.com/Ets…
& jobs.smartrecruiters.com/Ets…
Dan Chilton retweeted
my husband was trying to talk about Shrek but he couldn’t remember Shrek’s name (Shrek) so he called him “summertime grinch”
Why Is Every Young Person in America Watching ‘The Sopranos’? nytimes.com/2021/09/29/magaz…
Dan Chilton retweeted
The Moxie is old enough to drive! 16 years ago it opened its doors. Such a special place in my heart. My annual reminder to support your fav art house cinema! @moxie_cinema
Dan Chilton retweeted
What do our dreams mean? Artist & writer Nicole Chilton (@nikosaur) decodes these metaphorical messages, from the classic flying dream to the appearance of a butterfly, in How Dreams Speak, which hits shelves today! 🦋
bit.ly/HowDreamsSpeak
#HowDreamsSpeak #DreamJournal
Verifying myself: I am bjork24 on Keybase.io. 8Icjifi0gGGZH39-a4qO8Qdn4-Cb6jCZqVl9 / keybase.io/bjork24/sigs/8Icj…
speechless. i was lucky enough to hang out with jonas and heather at CTWC 2019, and they were so kind and warm. the tetris community owes so much to jonas. rip
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so sad
Dan Chilton retweeted
Hey #SGF if this gives you hope, if you are ready for change, don’t forget the anguish that brings us here. Stay active. Don’t let this be a moment in time that fizzles until the next one. #keepgoing #standup #blm
Frosted Mini Wheats ranking (best to slightly not best):
1. Aldi generic
2. Malt-o-meal generic
3. Best Value generic
4. Brand name
Dan Chilton retweeted
You guys I joined Tik Tok and this is probably the pinnacle of my creative output.
Forgot to mention that both positions are remote-friendly, and Banno is committed to supporting a remote-first work environment!
We're hiring at Jack Henry / Banno! If you're a Sr Javascript Engineer or Sr Engineering Manager, we'd love to talk to you. DM me with any questions. careers.jackhenry.com/jobs/5… (engineer) careers.jackhenry.com/jobs/5… (manager)
We're hiring at Jack Henry / Banno! If you're a Sr Javascript Engineer or Sr Engineering Manager, we'd love to talk to you. DM me with any questions. careers.jackhenry.com/jobs/5… (engineer) careers.jackhenry.com/jobs/5… (manager)