THERES A SNAKE IN MY ASS
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Was on a zoom work call today and realized at the last minute that I hadn’t changed my zoom name yet
Penny Lido ✨ retweeted
An attempt was made😅🥴
Surprisingly my shy ahh went out to O's and Red Lounge while in my lil thrifted Bellatrix costume, dress and all hehe...
I regret forgetting my dark chocolate tho which I was gonna use to portray the rotten teefs for photos😆
#Halloween2026 🎃👻🧙🏽
14. You’re not even a citizen you can’t vote
15. Your brother and husband are STILL registered sex offenders
Couple things:
1. Trump is STILL your PRESIDENT.
2. The QUEEN is STILL your OBSESSION.
3. Jesus is STILL LORD.
4. Great insight by the VICE PRESIDENT.
5. Knowledge is POWER.
6. Congratulations to all winners! Especially @RepLuna & @ByronDonalds.
7. Blowing a billion on a losing campaign full of celebrities is STILL hurting them.
8. The BARBZ are STILL PRETTY!!!
9. I don’t vote, I VETO✍🏽
10. Stay tuned & STAY MAD.
11. Christians are STILL being killed.
12. Maybe now our people will WAKE UP.
13. Love you 🎀🇺🇸
One of my biggest flexes is that both my kids never had bati qesa .. my oldest knocked his teeth in after running into a wall when he was 2 🤣 so now he got a little wavy with his bottom row lmaaaao but they ain't never rotten and that's all me, baby 😎
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Easy - Light myself on fire in a barren field far from any water supply.
Tengo una pregunta solo para las mujeres:
Si un día se despertaran y se dieran cuenta de que todas las demás mujeres del mundo desaparecieron y que solo quedan ustedes y todos los hombres del mundo…
¿Qué sería lo primero que harían?
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My husband always makes an effort to show how grateful he is when I send him money … money that he gave me in the first place 😂
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In the mid to late 2010s, most girls on social media used to brag about "stealing someone's man" and the whole "maybe if you were good enough he wouldn't look outside for satisfaction" so it's nice to see the FIND YOUR MAN trend taking off .. I love womanhood
Gen Z's are so comfortable standing on business because of how they were parented ... millenials had a lot of trust issues because of how we were parented .. Gen Alphas are gonna be a whole circus when they enter the workforce coz we don't play about our babies 🤣
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Penny Lido ✨ retweeted
Cool, cool. Sure, it wasn’t for sale. That’s the narrative Art of Play is gonna go with 👍 so the whole conversation we had when I asked you if it was for sale whilst pointing to the price tag hanging on the wall with the title Singing Bird didn’t happen as you elevator eyed me saying in a condescending tone “yes, it’s for sale but it costs 15,000 dollars so if you’d like me to find something comparable for you I can.” That all never happened and now it’s not for sale. Okay, cool. So you’re not only rude, you’re also a liar. Got it ✅
And by the way, I obviously support small businesses because I was literally at a small business trying to purchase things. I love small businesses and know they are important and I always support them, but you don’t get a free pass to treat people less than in your store just because you are a small business. It’s not that hard to be kind. I never blast people but you my friend were an exception.
Your store is really cool.
Unfortunately, you aren’t.
Almost never. I’m honest about it too. “Sorry I can’t afford to go right now. Maybe next time?” Even if they insist on footing the bill, I’ll most likely not go.
Hi there. Umm that's actually not ok. Hope that helps.
Facts. I got slapped until i got KOed once😭🤣
My cousins had it worse. They had to make up stories to the bus drivers when they went to sch with a black eye. I had to watch them wipe blood off their noses/face. The worst? Getting hung in a sack & get lashes with the ext cord
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I'm inspired by a thread I just read so #TeamFiji, what are some crazy local remedies you grew up around? I'll go first:
Boiling a lizard and drinking its broth cures asthma.
No thanks, I'll just hyperventilate until I die 😭🤣
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