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so i took photos at my niece and nephew’s 1st birthday party and I’m positive i captured my favorite picture of all time.
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Trump: "So I'm studying him. And I made the mistake of saying that I started off by studying his ass. I just wantasink. And then I looked at his feet and they were massive. I made the mistake of studying his anatomy. Maybe I should do that with Ken Paxton, but I'm not sure your body is gonna qualify."
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This is wild.
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She BODIED all of the cast.
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Trump's affordability message: "You could even come to Mar-a-Lago. You'll be my guest. The problem is that for $5,000 the most you'll be able to buy is a hamburger and maybe a small dessert. I'm not even sure you could buy that! No, don't go there. It's not a good place if you're price conscious."
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Ooof that’s uhhh
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#BREAKING 🚨 An absolutely WILD ending to a #Pursuit in EastLA this morning
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Republican congressional candidate Brent Taylor has sent unsolicited nude photos as recently as 2021. He dismisses his past sexual advances as “youthful indiscretions" At that time, Taylor was 53 nashvillescene.com/news/pith…
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JUST IN: Maryland officials unanimously approve a $1.4 billion Sphere entertainment venue near Washington, D.C., with plans to open by 2030.
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this is presidential aura
OUR 44th president. Let's finish what he started and guarantee healthcare for every American. 🇺🇸
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OUR 44th president. Let's finish what he started and guarantee healthcare for every American. 🇺🇸
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oh my god
OUR 44th president. Let's finish what he started and guarantee healthcare for every American. 🇺🇸
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This mf basically saying if you tap dance you will be rewarded 🤦🏾‍♂️
We live in the real world D.L. HUGHLEY!
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T-Mac: "The Hawks need to be playing at 1230...WNBA should be 7 o'clock primetime. What we doing??"
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“If you cut taxes for the rich, they’ll create jobs.”🤡
Microsoft just made $133.7 BILLION in net income last year. Today they announced they are getting rid of 60,000 workers. Fuck these companies man.
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They cut up too damn bad 😫😫🤣🤣🤣 Mike Jack killin me the way he kept sayin, “Ooohhhh nooo.” They had him weak 🤣🤣🤣
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They cut up too damn bad 😫😫🤣🤣🤣 Mike Jack killin me the way he kept sayin, “Ooohhhh nooo.” They had him weak 🤣🤣🤣
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Okay, I gotta admit. This is fascinating.
What famous person was born in your birthday month/year?
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ICE is calling 60 minutes fake and gay.
Fake & Gay! Moussa Diawara, the Malian national featured in this shockingly poorly researched @60Minutes report, now faces allegations of immigration FRAUD after his asylum application surfaced, revealing that he claimed to be a HOMOSEXUAL man who feared persecution in Mali. Read more ⬇️
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Anthony Edwards was PISSED at Rudy Gobert for just standing there in crunch time: "WHY DID YOU STOP PLAYING?"
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