@blade_funner

A complicated lady. Avi by Paul X. Johnson. @slackjawhumor, @pointsincase, @csmonitor, The Funny Times. More funny at https://xitter.cf/t.co/l1hepmVhvs

 Near the Tannhauser gate.
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Joined August 2010
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[GOD INVENTING THE WEASEL] You know what we need? An otter you can't fucking trust.
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Eight billion people on the planet and I can’t find a single one that I can tolerate until death do us part.
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Girth Vader II
@lovvewolfOct 24
Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
Bella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Maryam
@hell_line0Oct 22
If you’re wondering why so many SA survivors don’t report, Amy Acton reported when she was 9-years-old and now it’s being used against her by Vivek Ramaswamy in an attack ad. That’s why.
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Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowskiOct 23
You can’t despise these vile people enough.
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@MeidasTouchOct 23
NEW: Vivek Ramaswamy says Amy Acton being a victim of childhood sexual abuse makes her “flawed” while defending his ad featuring her estranged mother. “In politics sometimes it's a tough sport.”
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If I won the lottery the first thing I would buy is a programmable coffee maker
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Me: Please don’t lay on my pillows My dog:
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deanna mcdonald@deannagmcdonaldOct 20
well they famously did not turn the titanic around at all
FactPost
@factpostnewsOct 20
JD Vance on the economy: "You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
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maya@mayapo1ogiesOct 19
just drove my chevy all the way to the levy. you’re not gonna fucking believe this.
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Benny Boy@Camel_CrushinOct 16
The last thing you idiots need is a fucking flying car.
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𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓
@MoMohlerOct 17
The Crunchwrap supreme, is that farm to table? Excellent. Excellent. And the Baja Blast, is that locally sourced? Beautiful, great. We’ll have both for the table.
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I ordered something from them for the first time in my life 30 MINUTES AGO
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jon drake@DrakeGatsbyOct 16
“In situations like this” what the fuck are you talking about. Are you Wile E Coyote
Umesh Kumar
@itsumeshkOct 16
The Roadster could genuinely be a lifesaver in situations like these.
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𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★@olivvrsznOct 14
Being an adult means that every few days, you have to spend at least $35. Even if you don’t think you need anything, the universe will manifest something for you to spend $35 on. All must pay.
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ash@heythatsmeashOct 14
Having all your eggs in one basket seems like a very organized and smart way to have eggs
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Nothing will soothe your obsessive-compulsive soul like trying to keep a vehicle clean when you have a dog.
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Lakota Man
@LakotaMan1Oct 13
Stop threatening us with a good time.
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Maybe we should just put death row inmates on a roller coaster.
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“They agreed because I said they agreed.” Oh, if only agreeing worked that way.
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Not Finn!!
Yashar Ali 🐘
@yasharOct 12
Very sad news. RJ Mitte, best known as Walter White Jr. on Breaking Bad, has died. He was 34. Mitte, who had cerebral palsy, used his platform to push for greater representation and opportunities for disabled actors.
Two-photo collage. Top: RJ Mitte as Walter White Jr. in Breaking Bad, wearing a dark denim jacket and using a forearm crutch, faces Bryan Cranston as Walter White, who wears glasses and a tan shirt and gestures with both hands. Bottom: Mitte and his fiancée, Kennedy Suarez, smile together in front of a green hedge topped with colorful flowers. Mitte wears a black suit, white shirt and black tie; Suarez wears a strapless charcoal-gray satin gown.

ALT Two-photo collage. Top: RJ Mitte as Walter White Jr. in Breaking Bad, wearing a dark denim jacket and using a forearm crutch, faces Bryan Cranston as Walter White, who wears glasses and a tan shirt and gestures with both hands. Bottom: Mitte and his fiancée, Kennedy Suarez, smile together in front of a green hedge topped with colorful flowers. Mitte wears a black suit, white shirt and black tie; Suarez wears a strapless charcoal-gray satin gown.

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