@blockhim2026

welcome gritizens. Philly sports fan, library lover, and king girlie pop. working on my fastball with @merlerk

 Washington, DC
Joined April 2012
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No rizz just the willingness to help you grow into your full potential
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courtney@crtl7717h
I’m probably not gonna gaf about Halloween again until I have a chunky baby I can put in a pumpkin costume
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I keep getting ads for the boob job bra are they trying to tell me something
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Em
@emily_pontiffOct 24
Just watched a UCF tailgater earnestly ask a BYU fan “well, would you want to shotgun a soda?” 😭
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Lebron is the goat@anormalcollarOct 23
Tyrese Maxey is the best player on a team with 3 future HOFs
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Maria@mlstratOct 22
the hague
Dan Lamothe
@DanLamotheOct 22
EXCLUSIVE: Pete Hegseth wanted Gen. Dwight Eisenhower’s globe for his office. His staff broke it. We have photos.
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She really thought she did something here
Richard Gaisford@richardgaisfordOct 22
Illuminating exchange with a 19 year old voter in Detroit, worried about @AbdulElSayed’s name. @AJEnglish #Midterms2026 #Michigan
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one dozen bats at a keyboard@PanasonicDX4500Oct 22
reminder that if you can name a single Senate candidate in a state other than the one you live in running in this year’s midterms you are so wildly outside the window of the median voter you should probably recuse yourself from political polls
brent 🌹🗽@BrentInQueensOct 22
American voters have absolutely no idea what’s even going on lmao
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My boyfriend lookalike contest Winner gets my hand in marriage
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Alex Cole
@acnewsiticsOct 21
Holy shit.... Vivek is evil.
Headquarters
@HQNewsNowOct 21
Unearthed video: Vivek Ramaswamy mocks Amy Acton for being raped by her stepfather and abused by her biological mother, saying she "complains about what someone else did to her"
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no one is coming to save you 🤝 no one is coming to stop you
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Jason Martinez@JasonFox29Oct 21
Gotta love the Sixers new marketing slogan.
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Adderall ain’t working, coffee ain’t working, this tiredness can only be triaged with a long deep hug
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(Spooky) Signal@NopeSignalOct 21
Vivek Ramaswamy two weeks before Election Day:
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Hop up out the bed, turn my swag on, condemn the Muslim brotherhood
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You have the rest of your life to optimize credit card points, be a dirty little freak now
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I wasn’t going to drink tonight but Jaylen Brown sent it to LeBron James for two. On the Sixers.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard@PanasonicDX4500Oct 21
Jaylen Brown to LeBron James for two points at the rim for the Sixers. Never in my wildest dreams did I think this could happen.
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Jimmy King
@Jimmyking35Oct 21
Reporter to LeBron: “do you like getting a win on someone else’s ring night? LeBron: “yeah, I do”
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WBR@W_B_RickOct 20
This Sixers starting 5 is preposterous stacked. Seeing it on the court is so different than on paper. For a second I was like “who’s that guy in the low post again?” and it was NBA Finals MVP Jaylen Brown.
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jordan
@JordanUhlOct 21
Neither can read 💔
Katie Zacharia
@KatieZachariaOct 21
“You can either be a fighter or a marshmallow.”
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