attorney! love: sports (f1, pga, football, basketball, tennis), the south, birds, adventure, and butter; all views mine

washington, d.c.
Joined May 2022
They opened a gate to Oblivion in Chattanooga last night
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i can feel my brain allocating lifelong storage to this post and i’m not happy
I just found out the GPT in ChatGPT stands for Gomputer Pomputer Tomputer
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my mom is 70 today and our hearts are so full
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really feeling left out of the discourse by having never been to the cheesecake factory 🥲
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This is actually what college football is all about
Just watched a UCF tailgater earnestly ask a BYU fan “well, would you want to shotgun a soda?” 😭
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Helicopter landing on Jon Lovetts front lawn: “I need you for one last punch up”
Obama in Ohio says Trump has "got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory"
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Blue wave indicator
The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders have unionized.
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no one is doing it like my mother (tone indicator: reproachful)
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resolved to be better at responding to texts in the last quarter of the year so now i take these little 5-10 breaks throughout the day and call it “catching up on my correspondence”
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there’s a dormant feeling of nirvana inside of me that is only activated when i roam the aisles of a suburban target very late at night. i leave an hour and a half later, $157 poorer, unsure exactly of what happened during the fugue state
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the love is blind guy is conventionally attractive
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NEWS: the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders have unionized and the Cowboys have agreed to recognize the union
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my mom’s surgery was three days ago. i haven’t done anything strenuous. why am i still exhausted
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unghhhhhhh
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how it feels to be a democrat in fall 2026
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way too proud of myself for this one
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They don’t want you to know that you can say babe platonically and bro romantically
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I’m ready to have the conversation about the Wirecutter video slandering Alison Roman’s tomato sauce if you are.
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Aside from the shocking substance of this story, what's amazing is how it was unearthed by Cole. The short version: The Russians were able to penetrate Jared Kushner's iPhone and extract screenshots and data. Then, a Russian intel official was captured by Dutch intelligence (!) and flipped. The Dutch believed Kushner may have been acting on behalf of Russia, so pursued him as an intel target and were able to get into his phone. They did not find any evidence of Russian collusion, instead they watched him moving hundreds of millions of dollars from slush funds created by Saudi Arabia and the UAE, one of them housed in Israel's central bank. Incredible reporting, and if Democrats have any sense, they will pull on these threads and learn a lot more about this money.
Explosive story many years in the making, now out in Vanity Fair by Matthew Cole (who will be on Breaking Points next week, and publishing soon in @DropSiteNews): Saudi Arabia and the UAE set up multi-billion slush funds for Jared Kushner to use. Iran-Contra 2 here (except with Iran-Contra, at least the US got some hostages released. Not clear what we got out of this one.)
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not to be earnest on main but my mom’s surgeon reminded her last night that where she is in her journey - surgery to remove her primary tumor after receiving a stage iv colon cancer diagnosis 2.5 yrs ago, with multiple mets in multiple organs - is one very few people experience
existentially tired and incredibly thankful for my mother’s care team
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she has gone through so much these past two and a half years. neither of us is the same person. i am so proud of her and so thankful to be experiencing this moment, as painful and challenging and difficult and emotional as it is
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