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Alan Cooper

@bobrootbeer

Disc golf and metal........... everything else just doesn't matter

Joined August 2011
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We just ripped this 2023 Panini Prizm Draft Picks Football Hobby Box at the Steelers and Browns game! Want to win all of the cards we pulled? RETWEET & FOLLOW for your chance to win! Winner picked 9/20! Must be following to win! @PaniniAmerica #HereWeGo #WhoDoYouCollect – at Pittsburgh, PA
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🚨 INFINITE GIVEAWAY 🚨 Hey all! Let’s do another giveaway!!! All you need need to do to win: - Follow myself, @km4rt_special - Follow @InfiniteDiscs - Retweet this post Two unique winners will be announced Monday (Feb 6th). Good luck!
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Featuring @bobrootbeer #beards #beardlife #beardmeme #beardo #beardilizer #houseofmane
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Happy Birthday to the hottest steno on the planet @WendyPriest !!!
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If one drop of semen contains more life than a drop of blood, why doesn't Dracula suck cock?
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Men's Humor
@MensHumor27 Dec 2011
This New Years, I'm going to party like Maury just told me I'm not the father!
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Men's Humor
@MensHumor22 Dec 2011
You can tell a lot about a girl by her hands. For instance, if they're placed around your dick, she's probably awesome.
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A woman's logic: "He's not online, he must be with that bitch!" ... "He's online, he must be chatting to that bitch!"
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Life is like a penis...simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely....and then women make it hard.
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Deadspin@Deadspin15 Dec 2011
Bears Receiver Sam Hurd Arrested After Trying To Purchase 5 To 10 Kilos Of Cocaine From A Federal Agent deadspin.com/5868426/
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@MensHumor14 Dec 2011
Dear Women that follow & RT @MensHumor, You're not weird. You're just better than most women.
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Lots of exciting news today! Recording a new album in January, and new tour with @Whitechapelband in March! Who is stoked for 2012!?
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tara@taralaferrara11 Dec 2011
Stop calling them your inlaws if you aren't married to them yet!
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Know what other christmas song I hate.. Feliz Navidad. This is fuckin America- Michael Murray
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@MensHumor9 Dec 2011
I don't count tribal tattoos as tattoos... I count them as bruises from when you got your ass kicked by the 90's.
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@MensHumor8 Dec 2011
Google+ is the "gym" of social networking: We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
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Ben Bruce@benjaminbruce7 Dec 2011
Let's make this fucking happen ;) tiny.cc/e0joy
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i remember that one time that life was easy and i didn't have anything to worry about except playing outside with friends.. #growingupsucks
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Of course Tracey is wrong. yfrog.com/o026322466j
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Shayne Olson@shayneo7921 Nov 2011
Retweet if u agree with me and @EvanFritz that it would be sorta cool to get chloroformed #NewRecreationalFun
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