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Aselco

@boringrambles

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Joined February 2011
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@BBCNews can you help please?
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Sadly my sister in law has passed away suddenly. She bought tickets for her & my niece to see @Harry_Styles this Friday (19 June @wembleystadium @TicketmasterUK are refusing to transfer the tickets to her husband (my brother) because there is no will (so no executor). Pls help.
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Replying to @Harry_Styles
@Harry_Styles @BBCNews @TicketmasterUK @TheSun @DailyMirror Surely someone can help? – at Greenock, Scotland
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Whoever made the executive decision that all coleslaws, dips and the like should no longer have proper lids, only a peel back plastic film, deserves a firm kick in the bollocks.
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Me, getting ready to tell my calorie counting app I had a full Colin the Caterpillar for breakfast.
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Season 5 just got a bit more supernatural.

Season 5 Casting Announce

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“And then Trump won for a second time, but all the while the UK had learned that Gary Barlow’s son was massive, which then became a national priority.”
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RT if you’re coming to the ultimate tour BROTHER
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When someone asks why I love cats so much, I’ll show them this. 😂
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Well I’ve just crawled off @lner
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Someone said she looks like Tom Cruise and now I can’t unsee it.
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#DidYouKnow domestic abuse increases by 26% when England play? ⚽ AND if they lose this increases to 38%. Domestic abuse is NEVER ok. If you need help or are worried about a loved one📞 the National Domestic Abuse Helpline on 0808 2000 247
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Started a new job this week, couldn't figure out the boiling water tap for coffee, so used cold water out of embarrassment. Someone saw and asked why, said I liked it that way. He told the team. Now have to have cold water coffee everyday.
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Aselco retweeted
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My wife says I'm "condescending", but she pronounces it "condense-sending". I can't correct her because that would be condescending, you see. It's killing me.
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Long-term sex pest Greg has obviously been putting some thought into my previous observations about his small hands Despite this, he’s clearly still in denial and keeps getting cross with me All I’m trying to do is help 😞
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.@marksandspencer drink Aldi wine pass it on
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Replying to @boringrambles
It's to your credit that you can still be surprised by how worthless people can be, behind the anonymity of the internet.
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