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@boringtwee
Joined November 2026
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If you can get me to 200 followers I will descale my iron
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I’m tweeting a tweet right now
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It’s 10.09
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I’ve just put coffee granules into a cup with some sugar and added hot water
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I’ve become the JAIL bait now. What a bloody liberty ain’t it?
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I was sat down but I’m stood up now
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🤖 Made with AI
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Just been in the showers. It’s good to put a Penis to a face
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I’m outside
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When I bends down for that soap in the shower I’m going to get something in my bumsey no doubts…
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When I need to look at the time I look at my watch
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There’s a bird in here dressed as a screw. Right dirty bit of skirt I bets
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I gets me own toilet in here don’t I… en suite if you likes
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I just turned my tv on with the remote that turns the tv on
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I’m awake
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I’m thinking of putting Screwfix and Netflix together to create Netflix n Drills
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I had an after eight mint at 7.45 earlier. I don’t play by the rules
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Hopefully I will get to 1k followers by Christmas…. 2050
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If you are looking at your phone RT this tweet
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