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Russ’s Cell

@RusssCell

it’s me from inside me cell init

Joined March 2026
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Morning Campers
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Cor blimey lights out already!
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I’ve been speaking to Jesus today. He told me everything is going to be ok as long as I “give him some fucking protection money..” He’s a big Brazilian bastard in here! I’m Shitting it I am!
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I’ve become the JAIL bait now. What a bloody liberty ain’t it?
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Just been in the showers. It’s good to put a Penis to a face
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Foods not much to call home about. Mind you I only gets one phone call a week anyway and I don’t want to be wasting it on talking bart nosh does I?
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@boringtweeNov 9
I’m going out to buy pants and socks today #MondayMotivation
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When I bends down for that soap in the shower I’m going to get something in my bumsey no doubts…
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There’s a bird in here dressed as a screw. Right dirty bit of skirt I bets
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I gets me own toilet in here don’t I… en suite if you likes
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@VboringtweetOct 30
Traitors has finished
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@ITweetsStuffOct 28
I use baby oil and I’m not a baby
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@ITweetsStuffOct 28
When I’m peeing I always make a song with the splashing sound. Even when it’s up against a home bargains window
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@ITweetsStuffOct 26
I’ve not had a bath this year… I’ve showered tho #LOL #ROLF
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@ITweetsStuffOct 26
I like the saying ‘later potatoes’ Does anyone else?
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@ITweetsStuffOct 26
I like to say leaf it out instead of leave it out when some one mentions a story about leaf based things
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