I'm Carljob / ❤️ @ranirewrote

ireland. 28. he / they
Joined January 2020
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repeating “won’t get mad at this” to myself
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
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my doctor recently prescribed me prog im so upset i fuckin hate tool
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That crowd wouldn't make a sound if they seen this live. Its not an entrance
Are we ever going to see him in WWE ? He deserves to be in a bigger & better company imo. Sign him, Triple H.
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“Well, as long as THESE guys don’t get blown up we don’t have anything to worry about !”
As long as "nothing bad" happens during the boxing event in Saudi Arabia, WWE will be going to Saudi Arabia for Crown Jewel. (WOR)
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don't you ever speak down on the chocolate digestive
British people will look you dead in the eyes and ask if u want a digestive biscuit
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it’s giving
Noah Wyle named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive 2026.
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"Graham Linehan siding with you is basically your own personal 9/11" -Graham Linehan
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No. The role was written for him.
Replying to @straczynski
He was the one thing I am impressed with B5, and I just finished that episode with Bester and Garibaldi in Mars last week. I dont know how you brought Koenig into B5 because he was the biggest name in sci-fi back then. There must've had other actors that auditioned as Bester.
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got no change sorry brotha
Noah Wyle for People’s Sexiest Man Alive 2026. 📸: Jeff Lipsky
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I'm sorry but if you think "respecting continuity" & "maintaining characterization" are limiting writing potential within the big 2, then maybe you're just not a good writer #lol
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Being a woman is so hard
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Not only is this just factually wrong, Ashley Massaro was sexually assaulted on a U.S. military base during a WWE tour of Kuwait and he and other WWE officials convinced her to keep quiet so to not cause trouble with the military. Fuck you and fuck this revisionist history.
Vince McMahon might have been “evil” but Atleast the guy wouldnt have flew his wrestlers into a warzone. Fuck TKO.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Vince McMahon sent wrestlers and staff to active war zones in Iraq and Afghanistan for multiple Tribute to the Troops events and launched WWE's Saudi partnership with Crown Jewel, including a 2019 show where wrestlers faced major travel delays. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WWE_Tribu… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WWE_Crown… wrestlezone.com/news/264601-vi… web.archive.org/web/2019110707… lastwordonsports.com/prowrestling/2…
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always baffled by people complaining about having to suffer idiots on Letterboxd. unless i’m going out of my way, i only ever see things people i follow post. it’s one of the chillest social medias because of that
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John Cena next week telling us why going to Saudi Arabia is actually a great idea
🚨 John Cena will return next week on RAW in Brooklyn.
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Twitter Catholics whenever they touch their penis:
Last night I cried really bad because I couldn't jerk off is that normal Like I wanted to jerk off really really bad but I couldn't because its a mortal sin so I just got really upset and cried because I just really wanted to masturbate
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This guy is 55 years old.
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She was only a death squad admin
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Layoffs Hit Ghost Of Yotei Developer Sucker Punch 'According to an ex-Sucker Punch employee, 26 people have been let go.' aftermath.site/sucker-punch-…
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