Programmer, cyclist, trumpet player. Also, not Andy Borowitz. @borowitz@mastodon.social
Seattle, WA
Joined April 2009
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Occasional light rain & 43 degrees for the next few days.
Thrilling, I know 🤣
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Worst people on Strava:
--The Zwifters
--The random activity loggers (you played soccer, good for you)
--"It's been raining for five days straight, I think I'll go mountain biking!"
Dave Borowitz retweeted
We'll be at @BrickMortarSF October 1 with our friends @TGIFunk
See you there!!
brickandmortarmusic.com/even…
The only good part of that GBBO opening sketch is making fun of British people for not knowing what a bagel is.
Really investing in tech over at @Pac12Network, first the 1990s video quality, now the buggy ticker.
Jfc how can you write a whole article about ways to keep tennis players cooler and not even mention the possibility of...not playing in the hottest part of the year
The heat index could rise to 145 degrees at the 2050 U.S. Open in New York. 53eig.ht/3AWgDVY
I don't know what it says about me that a war is the motivation it takes me to brush up on my Russian after 10+ years. Twitter is surprisingly helpful for this.
Also you should follow @novaya_gazeta even if you don't read Russian. Machine translation is excellent these days.
Dave Borowitz retweeted
Thread of threads
This is a brief guide for selected threads. It will include materials on the current war and briefs useful for prognosing the future of the region once the war is over 🧵
Why does my @CovidActNow risk level email only give the risk level for unvaccinated people? I assume 100% of subscribers to this particular alert are vaccinated.
What'll happen first: getting off of hold with @AlaskaAir, or finishing War and Peace? Serious question; Kindle says I have 6h left in the book.
Dave Borowitz retweeted
Same newspaper, different century, same energy.
A recent scene on the Rue de Rivoli: Cyclists blowing through red lights in two directions. Delivery bike riders fixating on their cellphones. Electric scooters careening across lanes. Jaywalkers and nervous pedestrians scrambling as if in a video game. nyti.ms/3A4SOHR