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Dave Borowitz

@borowitz

Programmer, cyclist, trumpet player. Also, not Andy Borowitz. @borowitz@mastodon.social

 Seattle, WA
Joined April 2009
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Occasional light rain & 43 degrees for the next few days. Thrilling, I know 🤣
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Bike Snob NYC@bikesnobnyc5 Oct 2022
Worst people on Strava: --The Zwifters --The random activity loggers (you played soccer, good for you) --"It's been raining for five days straight, I think I'll go mountain biking!"
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We'll be at @BrickMortarSF October 1 with our friends @TGIFunk See you there!! brickandmortarmusic.com/even…
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Hayden
@the_transit_guy21 Sep 2022
I want to stress that Kyiv’s off peak frequency while being invaded is better than nearly all of America’s transit systems during peak. I’m genuinely at a loss of words.
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kelly@BoyYeetsWorld8 Sep 2022
it’s called soccer now
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Oleg Tolmachev@OTolmachev7 Apr 2022
Replying to @scottdetrow
What do you know, I drove past it, too.
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Kamil Galeev
@kamilkazani28 Feb 2022
Thread of threads This is a brief guide for selected threads. It will include materials on the current war and briefs useful for prognosing the future of the region once the war is over 🧵
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That's not fair. Tarmac Muir.
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Tarmac them all.
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Qagggy!@Qagggy3 Oct 2021
Same newspaper, different century, same energy.
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@nytimes2 Oct 2021
A recent scene on the Rue de Rivoli: Cyclists blowing through red lights in two directions. Delivery bike riders fixating on their cellphones. Electric scooters careening across lanes. Jaywalkers and nervous pedestrians scrambling as if in a video game. nyti.ms/3A4SOHR
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Tired of being a bird? (by Pablo Rochat)
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Qagggy!@Qagggy25 Jun 2021
I went outside and it was already unbearably hot. Not sure what I’m going to do when it goes above 70℉.🔥
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𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 👑🌲 #GoStanford
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I can’t believe they took down the Ghirardelli sign for repairs, put it back up, and didn’t fix the kerning.
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Qagggy!@Qagggy13 Feb 2021
Grab your skis and hit the slopes of Queen Anne.
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"Huh. It's not as bad as I remember it being." - Every year
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TGIFunk@TGIFunk8 Oct 2017
Mic check!! #decadeiffunk
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TGIFunk@TGIFunk18 Jul 2017
TGIFunk's TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW is Oct 7! Circle the date on your calendar with a sharpie, then buy a new phone. bit.ly/2u35sqB
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Fred Wulff@fredwulff20 Sep 2017
.@TRUEBE Come to Schloss Neuschwanstein in the next 40 minutes for an ass kicking
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Gregg Gillis
@girltalk16 Aug 2017
Fuck all Nazi/KKK/racist dickheads and sympathizers!
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