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Steve Finesse

@bplmurphy

Professional dickhead.

 London
Joined February 2009
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This photo of Phil Collins looks like its from a local paper, where he's complained to council about people leaving bin-bags in a stairwell
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caitie delaney@caitiedelaney10h
I’ve been slowly attempting over the last very many years to imperceptibly increase the tempo of the happy birthday song. It’s much too slow, and we need to hurry it up. My efforts have been unsuccessful so far
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Park@ParkHousandNov 7
Delivery fee is where I decide if I really want that thing or not
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If you're in the Bond line, stay in line! They have to let you audition even after it closes!
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@_iamhabeebNov 7
animals be 15 minutes old and already know what they’re doing.
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Meatfan35@meatfan35Nov 6
How many Michael Jackson level talents do you think lived in the middle ages and were just huge legends to their village of 400 people in Spain
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MadRic@muthiinzaNov 6
I feel like cats would be so upset if they knew they’re missing out on lying and cigarettes
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✮@istgnolimitNov 5
why do certain apps think they can pause my music you're nothing and no one
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Employee Tears
@EmployeeTearsNov 6
If you increase your font size by 1 point every time you respond to someone in an email, eventually they'll stop emailing you.
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✅ Allow McDonald’s App to access Contacts, make phone calls, send texts, and act on my behalf
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s4lvia@strawb3rrlNov 5
i can tell how someone feels about me by making it up in my head
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chase@_chase_____Nov 5
when ur eating soup and u finish ur bread it’s like ok. what are we even doing here anymore
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kramerica industries@hepimpNov 4
using the word ‘Lynchian’ to describe stuff that reminds me off Bet Lynch.
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blank0s@natblank0sNov 5
"i got that dawg in me" and it's one of those dogs that tremble indoors when it rains too hard outside
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maka@bodyis4bladeNov 3
You're afraid of the pour and the cup can sense it You need to tilt the mug with conviction or it punishes you for your weakness
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this is my vent art
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Lord Arse!
@Lord_ArseNov 3
This looks like a safe place to park.
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Andy@_andrewkerr_Nov 4
When it comes to keys it just has to be Chubb
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evdokios@evdokiosNov 2
podcasts were a mistake
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tater tot
@parakeetnebulaNov 2
The sea shore is objectively the worst place for her to sell seashells. its called supply and demand. read a book
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Sam Lee
@SamLeeNov 1
They spent half time telling Isak to go down and exaggerate the foul, now Neville is telling Mac Allister to get up. It’s the same thing in spirit
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Big Timi
@OrevaZSNNov 1
I can’t believe we’re two months away from 2027 and the easiest way to save something as a PDF is still to lie to your computer and tell it you’re about to print it.
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