professional dumbass, amateur slut

Dan Flashes
Joined October 2015
Fellas... I found it
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Vahn Lackey CRUSHES a homer 456 ft in his first game of Regionals play! MLB's No. 3 Draft prospect has gone deep five times in his past five games for @GTBaseball 😱
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ANOTHER INSANE GIVEAWAY 🤯 Big Aaron Judge secured his third American League MVP last night and we have a HUGE Topps PSA 10 rookie autograph for you! For your chance to win, like, repost and follow @Topps!
Aaron Judge is MVP again! It’s back-to-back AL MVPs for The Captain!
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He’s right at home :)
Estate sale find of the day:
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Not on my watch
Replying to @bradDbaseball
He's gonna come back
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How it feels to be perverted about baseball players
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The weekend continues at @TheChicagoDogs with a Monday Night Bark at the Ballpark tonight!
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I was able to watch the Reds game on 2x speed it kept going Im now a 100 weeks into the future and wicked 2 was so good that we skinned Trevor Bauer alive, rolled him around in sand, recorded his screams and bumped the bass up to a million and its the number 1 song on the planet
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ANDOR DAY ANDOR DAY ANDOR DAY
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I’d probably kill myself id JD Vance touched me so I get it
Pope Francis just passed away, this might be the last public photo of him - meeting JD
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Told my family I’ve been seeing someone and they immediately ask if I watched Love on the Spectrum
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She made me hamburger helper AND got me a lions choice Coke Zero last night. I’m DEFINITELY getting pregnant
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Thank god
‘THE WHITE LOTUS’ season 3 ends tonight.
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You call yourself a cy young pitcher without any proof
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We’re getting Shohei in Fortnite before GTA 6
SHOHEI OHTANI IS GETTING A FORTNITE SKIN NEXT UPDATE 🔥 The skin will be cel-shaded and uses the design seen in the image - The official Fortnite teaser highlights his jersey number! (Teaser Image by @Nav1x_1)
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BREAKING: rapist pardons rapist
BREAKING: President Trump to sign a “complete pardon of MLB legend Pete Rose,” says he should have been put in the Hall of Fame.
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You accidentally follow ONE (1) furry and ALL OF A SUDDEN the algorithm says ok here’s a thousand furry tweets
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No it’s not AI generated. The people with 4 fingers is ACTUALLY a meta reference to the title Fantastic Four. Marvel is absolutely GENIUS
We have liftoff. Marvel Studios' #TheFantasticFour: First Steps lands in theaters July 25.
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When I can’t find my favorite Big Hurt baseball card
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