beast that you are…

Joined December 2012
Send that bitch home in an Empower
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I don’t know what to buy or how to act
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Bought the cheapest granola in the store and theres no nutrition label and the first ingredient is Love
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Hey so this is a really shitty take. My dad loves history. He also has dyslexia and cannot pronounce certain words even after hearing them because his brain mixed up the sounds. He's still the most academically intelligent man I know (and smarter than you probably). 1/?
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Just got a glimpse into the abyss. ‘Happy’ time is over now.
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I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that he kinda has a poor sense of propriety
Senate twink calling for violence. How is this post still up?
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Yall do alot
Neurodivergent people who use cannabis… does it actually get you high, or does it feel more like your brain finally gets a little quieter?
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I can dance gay… and be true
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I was not beautiful when I needed to be beautiful #groceryshopping
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Replying to @proud_penelope
Now try the Twister version with some friends!
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i need hospice patient pills
"i need a joint" should be as socially acceptable as "i need a drink".
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That e-sex got me sore af today 😣🤚🏻
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God I hate DEI statements so much. Fine, yes, I take it up the ass!
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bitch I will slap the twee out of you
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I was deeply moved by a rock
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Call me romantic, but I love when gay guys on a date are comfortable enough to kiss in public.
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every alt lit scenester is like, check out my story “surveillance chic” in the latest issue of PANOPTICON
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