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Branchless

@branchlessness
Joined July 2026
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pj@pjayevansOct 30
around this time last year spongebob came to my door and asked for candy. no one believes me
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El emotivo tráiler de DRAWQUARIUM: Un juego indie de arte donde dibujas y crías a los peces que nacieron de tu imaginación.
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Valentin Ignatev
@valigoOct 30
review agent vs pr agent (both are retarded)
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float
@notesbyfloatOct 29
son, your mother and i are unfollowing each other on github
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Joscha Bach
@PlinzOct 29
It's still such an adorable moment when the agent casually clicks the "I am not a robot" checkbox
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you’re on very thick ice bro I love you
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Jim@JimJistJOct 28
Learning about history as a kid was crazy because you’d always learn some dumb new lore. What do you mean there was a Prussia
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fudge
@fudgepostingOct 27
machine yearning engineer
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AlgoFlows
@algoflowsOct 27
There will be a breakup after which you lose your ability to love. That is when you become an economic unit and your sole purpose is to boost GDP per capita (nominal) till you die.
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как креативно пересекать финишную черту наглядное пособие от гонщиков наскар
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mike ginn@shutupmikeginnOct 24
emails that your FICO score changed are really weird. “Hey Mike, the banks have been talking and we are all feeling very slightly worse about you for no reason. And we thought you should know”
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whoops" is crazy
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If you think about it criminal charges have the coolest names ever Espionage? Arson? Embezzlement? Perjury?
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Pub
@PubWanghafOct 19
The best Nathan Fielder scene
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Not an ai apocalypse doomer or whatever, but entering a world where the normal operation of cybersecurity is vast swarms of hacker bots battling vast swarms of defender bots 24/7 at a scale beyond human comprehension doesn't seem like a *great* path forward.
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tautologer
@tautologerOct 22
we aren't building enough megastructures for our descendants to live in the ruins of after the Collapse
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Joel Grus 🤠
@joelgrusOct 21
she's a 10 but that was supposed to be a random 384-bit number
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Block by block, I will rebuild this app into a perfect world in my image
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As a grown man I no longer have ‘nightmares’, where I’m scared by something, but rather ‘sadmares’, which cause me to wake up filled with an incredible and inexorable sense of melancholy and loss
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jo@thejoeydavisOct 21
if you doomscroll twitter all day of course it looks like the world is ending but if you just get off the internet and go outside you’ll find that the world is actually ending oh god this is it
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