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I wrote a wacky children's picture book about an anthropomorphic butt's 1st day of school! https://teapawt.net/t.co/jkergiXjVc #WritingCommunity #childrensbooks

Joined November 2021
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Fact: If two men accidentally touch each other they become gay together. Find out more in my very short story, the Rule. open.substack.com/pub/brettv…
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Nowadays not enough stories end with the main character having to live out the rest of his life in an insane asylum.
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Dipping my toe in the sub stack thing. open.substack.com/pub/brettv…
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Why Did I Eat So Much? the highly anticipated follow-up from the author of What Happened to All My Money?
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I don't edit my work to the point where I finally like what I've written. I edit my work to the point where I least hate it.
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FREE on Amazon for a limited time only: My wacky children's picture ebook, Suzie Buttler's First Day of School! a.co/d/95GvkoQ SBFDoS is a zany children’s pic book about an anthropomorphic rear-end's 1st day of school-and the prejudice and bullying she must contend with
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"The 5 stages of writing: 1. Yes 2. YES 3. MY GOD THIS IS GENIUS 4. Let's just re-read this 5. *set fire to laptop*" --@TechnicallyRon
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Me: One ring to rule them all... and in the darkness bind them. Priest: Just put it on her finger.
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Read this quick and thought it said 'Katie Woo and the Pedo Mysteries', and I thought "Wow, the Katie Woo series has really taken a dark turn."
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Them: Write what you know. Sci-fi writers:
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