just so you know i have large, strong hands that could make you feel safe. it’s not a big deal though

having a martini with a beautiful woman and visibly shivering after each sip. told her baby that’s all frisson

god i wish my job were pervert instagram photographer. instead i work at a hospital. how is that fair

autistic guy who was really excited for schindler’s list because he thought it was about the elevator manufacturer

scrubbed in to a case in the OR asking the circulating nurse to please get my phone out of my pocket and text my ex something made me think of her

how many dates should one wait before revealing The Wound?

i like when the phone gets hot while it’s charging.. it’s like, that’s the power :) he’s getting warmed back up :)

any relation?

gregory house is his real name and the show is a documentary. hugh laurie is a character he plays sometimes

prancing around in tasseled loafers that are half a size too small for me and creating a hideous blister

we need this for our dental patients

you shouldn’t be doing bits, let alone bits on instagram, if you can’t keep a straight face for more than fifteen seconds

How to Buy a Horse as a Nurse

patient guessed i was 20 year older than my actual age. instead of killing myself i’m choosing to take it as a sign that i have a reassuring bedside manner

sometimes i’m just not in the mood to have any nutrients

okay

everyone needs to go back to leather soles to increase the frequency of slapstick in our lives