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America is a Christian nation. Not only Christian, but Calvinist.
Belief in the providence of God was fundamental to the founding.
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I still think a Lewis and Clark Argonath would be one of the coolest monuments in North America.
And the Snake River would be the best spot for it.
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We carved this guyโs face into a mountainside because he cared more about conserving the gifts God gave us than he did about the GDP.
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The smaller Robinson's denomination gets, the more elaborate his clerical garb becomes... by next year he'll be wearing a mitre and crozier with a congregation of 1
Brooding Cromwell retweeted
Biggest "the kids are fucked" moment I've had recently was dealing with home insurance.
Bought a starter home, paid my monthly premium every single month for 4 years straight without missing a dime.
A severe storm knocked tree branches through the roof. I called to file a claim for $3,500 in repairs.
Insurance adjuster walked out, wrote a check for $1,200 after my deductible, then sent a non-renewal notice two weeks later saying I was now "high risk."
Got me curious, so I looked into how property insurance models operate today.
Turns out insurance companies literally drop customers for using the exact service they paid thousands to hold, while raising rates across the board to protect corporate profit margins.
I was naive enough to think insurance was protection against emergencies.
In reality, you're just paying a mandatory subscription fee for a service you're penalized for ever using.
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Yโall know how everyone says they donโt trust any barista that isnโt visibly nonbinary?
Well, I donโt trust any Chick Fil A employee that isnโt obviously homeschooled. Get Josiah on the fryer immediately.
The searchers all say that theyโd have made Whitefish Bay if theyโd put 15 more miles behind her
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You never questioned the narrative. You simply swallowed whatever the United Kingdom fed you.
Kaiser Wilhelm II tried to mediate between Austria-Hungary & Serbia. He worked to de-escalate tensions with France & Britain.
At every turn he was met with stonewalling. Britain & France wanted the war. They wanted Germany broken & forced to submit.
When it was over, they stole Germanyโs colonies & carved them up among themselves.
Brooding Cromwell retweeted
Snoopy would never put Christmas decorations up before Thanksgiving because he is an American and a Patriot.
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Replying to @HarmeetKDhillon
Then why did Waheguru not bless the midterms?
Perhaps he was relieving himselfโฆ
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Replying to @nypost
They called him โAirline passengerโ instead of his name or race???
Italians confirmed black. ๐ญ





































