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Go Vols. Go Tennessee. Go America. I believe that everyone is made in God’s image and has value. Put on #moresteam.

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This is how the whole country works
JUST IN: Washington, D.C. transit officials consider increasing fares after finding that 64% of Metrobus passengers ride without paying.
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The most absurd number in CPI? According to the US Government, the cost of health insurance has declined 35% over the last 4 years...
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China is literally sending women to have sex with Nvidia's founder to get AI while the US is like "don't you dare use enough water to run a donut shop for the AI we use every day"
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100% of children want ice cream for dinner
66% want Medicare for All 61% want a billionaire wealth tax 57% want a $20/hour minimum wage 63% want a data center moratorium 58% want to end military aid to Israel 73% want to ban super PACs 79% want a 10% credit card interest rate cap No more excuses. Democrats must deliver.
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Tennessee has now defeated the College Football Playoffs #5 and #6 teams by a combined 44 points. Your move committee.
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Toby Keith "Don't let the old man in" Man knew he was dying and put on a performance we will never forget. We miss you Toby!
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BREAKING: California voters just passed Prop 37. Buyers of newly built homes can now put down 3% instead of 20%. How: the state lends you the other 17% as a second mortgage, funded by up to $25 billion in bonds. On an $800,000 home that's $24,000 down instead of $160,000.
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I don't know where, when, or how, whether in this life or the next, but Jennifer Welch will regret being an ugly, demonic witch who laughs at the murder of an innocent man.
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Why my generation isn’t offended by anything and has a sense of humor…
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Lower gas prices today vs Iran nuclear weapon in 5 years. That’s a rock and hard place I guess.
Attacking Iran instead of focusing on the economy may go down as the greatest political blunder in American politics.
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A pink-haired Boomer tried to get me to take a blue sample ballot, so I hit her with, “Oh, no thank you: my husband already told me how to vote.” Gonna be riding that high all day
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It cannot be overstated how much your quality of life decreases when it gets dark at 5pm instead of 7pm
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#HappyHalloween2026 Always good to celebrate with this incredible breakdown of candy from Mike Leach. 🍭 🍬 🎃
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Instead of getting a little sticker after you voted, you should get a QR code that you could somehow enter into your TV and it would no longer display political ads.
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Experts say you should wait 60-90 minutes after waking up before drinking coffee. But here’s the thing. No.
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250 years ago we fought a war so we’d never have to live under British rule. Today the British sent four cops to swab a teenager’s DNA over bunny ears. Worth it.
JUST IN: UK police arrest 15 y/o boy, seize his devices, & collect his DNA after he posted photo of a local politician edited to look like a rabbit.
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I call for the board of @united to cut Scott Kirby’s salary to $30k a year, take his stock + options, and redistribute the balance of his salary and stock to all United employees.
United Airlines CEO Scott Kirby wants to show customers in seat 34B he feels their pain by endorsing a national wealth tax. Such virtue-signaling is cheaper than complimentary pretzels. on.wsj.com/485lKmq
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Replying to @MySportsUpdate
titans haven't had a QB this bad since Will Levis
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