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The most absurd number in CPI? According to the US Government, the cost of health insurance has declined 35% over the last 4 years...
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China is literally sending women to have sex with Nvidia's founder to get AI while the US is like "don't you dare use enough water to run a donut shop for the AI we use every day"
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100% of children want ice cream for dinner
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Toby Keith
"Don't let the old man in"
Man knew he was dying and put on a performance we will never forget. We miss you Toby!
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Government is so great. Let’s put it in charge of all healthcare.
US FAA says it will phase out floppy disks from air traffic control by 2028 reut.rs/4zsSsu2
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I don't know where, when, or how, whether in this life or the next, but Jennifer Welch will regret being an ugly, demonic witch who laughs at the murder of an innocent man.
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A pink-haired Boomer tried to get me to take a blue sample ballot, so I hit her with, “Oh, no thank you: my husband already told me how to vote.” Gonna be riding that high all day
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It cannot be overstated how much your quality of life decreases when it gets dark at 5pm instead of 7pm
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#HappyHalloween2026
Always good to celebrate with this incredible breakdown of candy from Mike Leach. 🍭 🍬 🎃
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Instead of getting a little sticker after you voted, you should get a QR code that you could somehow enter into your TV and it would no longer display political ads.
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Experts say you should wait 60-90 minutes after waking up before drinking coffee.
But here’s the thing.
No.
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250 years ago we fought a war so we’d never have to live under British rule.
Today the British sent four cops to swab a teenager’s DNA over bunny ears.
Worth it.
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I call for the board of @united to cut Scott Kirby’s salary to $30k a year, take his stock + options, and redistribute the balance of his salary and stock to all United employees.
United Airlines CEO Scott Kirby wants to show customers in seat 34B he feels their pain by endorsing a national wealth tax. Such virtue-signaling is cheaper than complimentary pretzels.
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