@bumtared

They/He South asian | FREE 🇵🇸 19 Hello this is my bum account

Joined December 2022
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EVERY H3 PODCAST CLIP: Some Guy: wow you two smell like you've been fucking Tamara: yeah haha we kinda do smell like we were fucking in a closet minutes ago Ethan: fuckin PLEASE subtly change the subject NOW or I'll KILL MYSELF Hila (glassy eyes opening, sucking up drool): Kill?
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Ethan needs to be careful because Ned is a dom leaning switch looking for a bratty sub to maybe get to know his beautiful house
Pop Crave
@PopCraveOct 26
Try Guys’ Ned Fulmer slams Ethan Klein’s affair after he criticized his own infidelity: “karma's a b*tch, huh?”
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I hate the clocks going backwards and forwards. When I was young, we didn’t even have clocks. If we got hungry, we ate each other. We were poor, but we were happy. Good times. Not that we had time. It hadn’t been invented. We had to make our own time out of string and cholera.
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There's Deffo too much backlash to people pointing out how male centered and heteronormative fandoms overall can be too, and those don't focus on individual fics/people
laine 🐦‍⬛@hitchupsOct 25
fanfic is “uncritiquable” [sic] in the way you shouldn’t go up to someone who is knitting a scarf for their friend to be like “ugh that stitch is so overused. craft crisis much?”
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Ivan@cestlavieeeee_7Oct 25
(kissing my penis goodnight) goodnight my penis
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Situationship just dropped another banger
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Kill pizza kiss fries marry burger
tootsie@tootsiesbubbleOct 24
kiss marry kill pizza, fries, burger
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Wallahi lattes ruined my fucking life
bloom@bloomchusOct 25
can i get one wallahi latte please
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bloom@bloomchusOct 25
can i get one wallahi latte please
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Drew this instead of doing my assignments #wgatever
Altared...?@Artared_AltaredOct 25
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I don’t know
Zero Adulting@zeroadultingOct 23
what's your twitter account mainly about?
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He looks pretty and annoying we are so back
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Consult my chart
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wrong acocunt
Altared...?@Artared_AltaredOct 23
mnghhh peanut butter nutella~ stop we're both boys! ahh~
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rezero slowly becoming known for uke subaru is so fucking funny im actually so glad this is happening
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evan ☕️@lohenheartOct 21
Fool me once: Ok Fool me twice: Ok Fool me three times: #narutobutt
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chai@AwesomeFish48Oct 20
Cum Laude?? 🧑🏾‍🎓 Okay!!! 😮 Ahh!!!! 😨 AHh!!!!! 😵‍💫 AHH!!!!!! 😵😵😵🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
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aeri@akeicideOct 19
just realised red is the only colour in the alphabet that got the same number of letters and numbers
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adhd meds kicking in: what if instead of Doing My Midterm, i unsubscribed from every single email subscription i dont need
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