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I almost forgot: I was in an ice cream place earlier tonight, and overheard two women literally talking about their idea for Tinder...but for dogs. "Because how do dogs meet other dogs?" @butfordogs
smoking weed out of an apple with a bbq lighter because despite being in a legal state your airbnb still doesn’t have any better way to get you high, but for dogs
wanting to find a way to warn college freshman against losing their virginity on presidents day because you’re reminded of the most awkward thing you’ve ever done every time you look at a picture of george washington, but for dogs