Sensitive young man. Film autark. Inscrutable liberal. Semanticist. American. Multi-track drifter. Unreconstructed aesthete.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined June 2014
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Feels like March 1, 2020 for Cyber. Not normal, something is happening. Internet lockdowns in a couple of months?
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Great stuff.
I made a movie about some people really fucking up an LLM deployment. There's no money in short films so here's the whole thing for free. Red Team (2025). Hope you enjoy. 🙏
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Replying to @Poisson_dart
A celebrated comic and tutor from Thule, now living in the Far East with his Italian wife, was sending messages to the oracles of a temple as renowned as Delphi, not to seek wisdom from them, but merely to record their answers and, from among the many oracles he had collected, choose those whose prophecies most closely resembled the temple’s own. The temple now refuses to answer his messages.
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BIG THANKS to our guest today on the airwaves of @KXLU889, the many-talented @cairoasmith! Unless you won this morning's EFFECTIVE ALTRUISM TRIVIA CHALLENGE, you had better go out and buy your copy of his fantastic new novel HOMONOID now!
Your good buddy THE RATTLER is now LIVE on the airwaves of the WORLD FAMOUS @KXLU889! Tune in to your favorite show THE ZOO CROO now for all the tunes you crave on a Tuesday morning and don't miss the return of @cairoasmith with his hot new novel HOMONOID!
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alright, i bought the @cairoasmith book @ZOO_CROO, sounds right up my alley.
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HOMONOID, the hot new sequel to @cairoasmith's SCENEBUX, is an exceptional satirical sendup of the wacky San Francisco social milieu of cutting edge tech with a propulsive adventure story that's one step ahead of every headline! I recommend in the strongest terms!
BEN IS BACK. (Back again.) HOMONOID, the madcap tech farce sequel to the highly regarded SCENEBUX, is out today. It is my honor and privilege to release this book NOT through New Ritual Press. Details below.
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Okay guys... I admit it... I am the fecal superspreader...
Wait pause. What?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The post author confirmed that this is a "joke" and a doctored screenshot. x.com/cairoasmith/st…
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wtf
You see this? JoeyBaby69 was wearing this when he completed his 9:02 run. Pure distilled autism in this baby. It can't lose.
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Trash take. Venture Capital and Private equity ruined rap. You cant sample anything without jumping through hoops or paying big bucks - that ruins the institutional cornerstone of what makes a great mc : the mixtape. Hiphop will continue to decline in an era where you have ai bots sweeping dsps for samples. Sampling/Remixing is an integral part of hiphop and in my opinion a vital part of the overall music ecosphere. When you have ppl thirsty to sue, entangle, or punish rappers for rapping on their shit, the barrier to entry for the good rappers becomes too wide.... Has nothing to do with white indulgence FOH
Underexplored hypothesis for the rap popularity collapse is that it was a vacation for the rude white suburban id at a time when life was polite. But now everything is coarse and rude, so you really don't need that kind of indulgence.
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It's a vaccination scar, it means we're immune to your bullshit
Someone should study the relationship between girls having this birthmark and causing drama all the time.
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Cairo Smith retweeted
gave my agents a standup channel so they'd coordinate, now they hold a daily standup this morning one apologized for being "away all weekend" ???
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Cairo Smith retweeted
It's time we stop letting cops get away with putting leetspeak on their cars. "K9" is no different than writing INCARCER8. It's goofy.
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My health has improved immensely since supporting this campaign. Ignore at your own risk.
Look, I don't know if it's feasible, but if we can just get like a hundred people more to follow the Seed&Spark campaign, we get like a thousand dollars in end credits rendering, which is huge. So, you'd basically be throwing us ten bucks just to hit us with a free follow right now.
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Probably because she rightfully understands that politics isn’t about “data-driven policy insights” and is instead about aura, charisma, magnetism. You think Yglesias’ fat bald ass and his coterie of autists has any of those things?
I know a young gal who's a moderate Democrat, and her perception is that Democratic leadership is a sclerotic disaster and the youthful DSA is going to save the party... even though whenever she actually encounters a DSA idea she's like "that's incredibly stupid." I don't get it.
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If you'd rather help make art than complain about it, @cairoasmith is working on a new film where you can be a patron of the arts at fair low prices #film #indiefilm #crowdfunding
Dear friends and colleagues, I’ve been watching about six hundred acting demo reels a day this week. Each one gets my absolute, undivided attention while it plays. A stranger’s demo reel, after all, represents a life, a dream, two parents and a childhood of hopes. You have to care. If you don’t care, why are you in the arena? We’re making our second feature film here at Askari. It’s our first one since I was injured. In a way it’s a triumph just to get to this point. There’s no recovery, exactly, but there’s definitely such thing as being as stubborn as hell. I’m crawling toward the sun with a knife between my teeth. AFTER AFTER is an American ensemble comedy about young people coming into their own in the tradition of THE BIG CHILL and METROPOLITAN. We wrote it over almost a year with the goal of capturing beauty, friendship through a heartfelt zillennial lens before this moment in history passes. We are pouring our own time, labor, and money into this film, and shooting in our own home, too. Still, three weeks’ pay for a full cast and crew is outside the realm of personal household finance. To that end, we are fundraising through Seed & Spark to finance the gap, and I hope you’ll consider joining in. The film is budgeted. The plan is clear. If we can raise at least $50,382 by August 10, 2026, we have a go picture and we’ll shoot in September. There are a number of backer rewards available, including an extremely rare opportunity to get your own bespoke Cairo Smith short story, but ultimately I hope that you will support this project because you believe in what I do and you believe in a better aesthetic regime for American art. Even just a follow on Seed & Spark gets us closer to qualifying for generous post-production grants, so please click through and follow the campaign. This is the biggest and most ambitious artistic undertaking we’ve ever embarked on, and I really do appreciate your exceptional support. I think we can do this. Link below. All my best, Cairo
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Cairo Smith retweeted
“So, if you had to guess, roughly when do you think you’ll be home from Troy”
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Cairo Smith the Abyssinian cat?
Pleased to report that I have now SEO-mogged into oblivion the obituary for Patti Smith's cat, Cairo.
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bro literally wrote the novel ’Scenebux’ Don’t know what that is? Know what it is, but still haven’t taken the leap? Link here to buy the novel: a.co/d/0eecXKpv Finish a book this year!!!
Final birthday of his twenties for a sensitive young man.
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