i’ll love whatever kicks me hardest in the mouth

Providence, RI
Joined April 2009
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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like a dog with a bird at your door
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i’m in a getaway car i left you in the covid concious lesbian bar
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My dear Bob has gone up to heaven.Knowing him,he’s bringing Sequins,Beads,& his sketch pad. Good nite sweet Prince Luv Me Dyslexic
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Plato gets banned from Ikea
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she has risen
All adventurous women do.
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Internal messages from Live Nation reveal two execs talking about "robbing [fans] blind." “These people are so stupid. I almost feel bad taking advantage of them," one says. That man is now the head of ticketing for the unit responsible for Live Nation's 150 amphitheaters.
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matthew tkachuk and kash patel rn
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CROSS CONTAMINATED BURGERS!!!
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first in my bloodline to create JIRA tickets 👍
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Detroiters :: 3D Country ITYSL :: Heavy Metal The Chair Company :: Getting Killed
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Went to bed reading about a mass shooting here. Woke up reading about a mass shooting across the globe. Then was fed almost surreal video footage of the latter shooting as I was reading reporting on the former shooting. It's too much to process. This piece though, stood out.
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love takes miles is the song of the year and it's also not even the best song on heavy metal. two things can be true at once
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Off I-40😭😭😭😭Crawled into your life 😭😭😭😭Begging on my kneeeees😭😭😭😭And I get it now😭😭😭😭😭😭You were 16 and bored and drunk😭😭😭😭😭😭And they're just townies😭😭😭😭😭And I catch up when I'm in😭😭😭😭😭Up when I'm😭😭😭😭😭Around😭😭😭😭
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Shoutout to @Caseymagic for getting the goods at tonight’s show in Raleigh 🫠
My kingdom for a board feed of the Counting Crows show last night in Charlotte, NC
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Gonna hang a picture of Zohran in my house like Irish Catholics did with jfk
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DOES ANYONE UNDERSTAND HOW SERIOUS THIS IS TO ME
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Forever Is A Feeling out March 28 ☁️🤍♾️ preorder/presave now: lucydacus.lnk.to/foreverisaf… painting by Will St. John
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