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Royal Hotel Bowral is confirmed uplifting Tinashe.
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They also have dancing skeletons behind the decks
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Bowral where the trade at ?
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Reading my own tweets on the tram
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Costuming is pathology
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The stripper loves me. The barista loves me. The bartender loves me. I’m just lovable
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tame impala covering seal’s “kiss from a rose”… fuck yes
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Olivia Rodrigo lost her damn mind
I was expecting Israel to be a little America—mostly English-speaking, a land full of convenience. What I found was distinctly Middle Eastern—the people are brash, speak with their hands, and often don't know a lick of English. There are stray cats everywhere, mopeds, and graffiti. The street signs are in Hebrew, English, and Arabic. There is a mosque on prime beachfront property in Tel Aviv. There is every kind of citizen imaginable. I saw Ethiopian Jews serving in the IDF. While touring an ancient Jewish site, I ran into a group of Arab schoolchildren also there to learn. I met a Mizrahi cab driver whose parents fled Morocco in the 50s. Douglas Murray famously made Americans irate when he flamed Dave Smith on an episode of Joe Rogan for having never traveled to Israel—but he’s right. Visiting Israel shows you just how wrong the west is about the Jewish state. Just go there.
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Streets saying it’s gay guy Friday?
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Sounds crap not interested
a gay bar where you can hear your friends speak would fix more community issues than another panel
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Forgot to turn my location off before going to Sydney. Now everyone knows I’m here 🫥
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Beastmode
Imagine a Melbourne where you can finish work on a hot summer's day, head down to the Birrarung Yarra and jump straight in. Victorians used to swim in the Birrarung Yarra. There's absolutely no reason why we can't again. Paris even did it in the Seine - we could do it here too!
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Vic Labor announces new mob grinder in Docklands to be built by 2028 “i aint got no xp im broke af cunt can i bum some lapis”
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it is so humiliating to be a person who remembers things
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if I tell you a fun fact & you look it up & I’m wrong I’m beating the shit outta u
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It’s me and the 3 oomfs who tweet Apple Music links against the world
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saw a frog in richmond
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