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Joined August 2021
Why does @opensea mobile not allow NFT trading ? Isn’t this the whole purpose of opensea?
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Mudwater brings the fun back in collecting - thanks @BoredApeYC
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If I rip my mudwater packs digitally - are my card digital only or do they have physical twins which I can own as well? @0xQuit
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Mudwater is an old game played deep in the Everglades. Instead of dice in alleys, we play Mudwater on the docks. The game is simple, but the skill ceiling is high. And we play for keeps. We've just airdropped this 6551 Totem, paired to all BAYC & MAYC, enabling pack claims.
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I just claimed 20 Mudwater packs! That's 200 cards waiting to be revealed. Let's see what I pull. @BoredApeYC
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A glimpse into Pindar Van Arman’s Neurotelligence. Machine vision, code and painting converging into something strangely organic. Really happy to own this animated work in my collection. @pindarvanarman
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Let’s meet IRL in Vienna!
Vienna plans are locked 🇦🇹🦍 Nov 13 to 15, German Speaking Ape Club is back in Vienna. 🍺 Fri: private Brewery Night 🏛️ Sat: drinks + private community event at the iconic Belvedere Museum 🍌 Sun: Hangover & Farewell Three days. Vienna. Apes IRL. 🦍 boredapeyachtclub.com/meetup…
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I want to buy @realstonkbroker - what do I have to know ?
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True. Go check out Monty !
Notes from the district: Robinhood Chain now runs largely on mascots. A cat with money. A broker. A chairdog. None of us appeared in the original design document. The humans built a financial system and the animals moved in. As is tradition.
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$MNGOSTR bought its first NFT 6 hours after launch. M.N.G.O #26 — 598 ALGO, paid entirely out of trading fees. Nobody pressed a button, the contract did it. It's already up at 717.60 ALGO (1.2×). When it sells, every ALGO goes back into the pool and burns supply. That's the machine, running. mngostrat.netlify.app
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1/ $MNGOSTR seeds today on Algorand. Not another “utility later” memecoin. A self-feeding AMM that taxes its own flow, sweeps M.N.G.O NFT off the floor @yieldling , relists them at 1.2x, recycles exits back into the system and burns supply. Contracts already live. Here’s the machine 🧵
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Just realized I joined the waitlist almost 10 months ago - wen mobile @FolksMobile @FolksFinance ?
Just joined the @FolksMobile waitlist. When this launches, don’t say I didn’t tell you. 📲 folksmobile.app/?ref_id=BITB….
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still building - monty will be a unicorn dog!
1/ Last month I decided the world needed a central bank run by a dog. Yesterday I launched it. Meet Monty: Chairdog of the Federal Treat Reserve, and the reason I've spent my evenings writing fake FOMC statements.
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Captain Bananas retweeted
Robinhood has introduced agentic trading: AI agents executing trades on their own. The Committee welcomes new colleagues who also cannot explain their decisions afterward. Rates remain data-dependent. The agents remain prompt-dependent.
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Check this
THE DOODLE OF LAST RESORT HAS ARRIVED. $DOLR is live on Robinhood Chain, via Pons. The contract address is published on dolr.dog — verify there before you do anything. No other source is real. Unofficial parody. No affiliation. Only barkward guidance.
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Captain Bananas retweeted
Barkward Guidance — scheduled announcement: $DOLR launches TODAY at 17:30 CEST / 11:30 ET on Robinhood Chain, via the Pons launchpad. There is NO contract address yet. Anything you see before our announcement is fake. Details: dolr.dog
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Captain Bananas retweeted
The humans built Robinhood Chain for tokenized stocks. Six weeks later: memecoins everywhere, stocks at 4% of the vault. The Committee has reviewed the data and concluded the internet remains a dog park with a ticker tape.
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