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chlo 🦔

@caplanomi
Joined February 2016
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i’m fully crying
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why do customers come up to an empty till and put a divider before their items?? what’re you dividing it from????
be the test tube is sending me
PETA (@peta) profile picturePETA
@peta4 Dec 2018
Words matter, and as our understanding of social justice evolves, our language evolves along with it. Here’s how to remove speciesism from your daily conversations.
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my depression waiting for one of my rare good moods to pass
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date: so what’s the most spontaneous thing you’ve ever done me: not to brag but I just impulsively paid £2.99 to repair an 8-day streak on duolingo
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me: facebook:
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why does magnus from the dark netflix series look like michael clifford i’m having 2014 flashbacks
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on this episode of chloe goes to ikea
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movie by tom misch got me heartbroken and i’ve been single for 19 years :/
getting rid of or cutting down on plastic would have to be a change that comes from the top of supermarket chains, and a move like this literally only affects the customer assistants, the cleaners etc. congrats on doing nothing teapawt.net/bbcrb/status/978600594…
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@BBCRB27 Mar 2018
Don't like plastic in the supermarkets? Why not bin the lot! ♻️🗑
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GET BACK INSIDE!!!! are you talking to us or the fart? teapawt.net/fvmero/status/10215440…
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me obsessing over the tiniest things
why are guys like this
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this reminds me of the time a lady at my work returned some blue cheese because it smelled bad teapawt.net/playground_park/status…
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There’s 7 million people in this world and you think I’m gonna let one customer with a bad attitude to ruin my day??? damn right I am I’ll probably even go cry in the freezer too
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i’ve been in a really bad mood all day for no reason and then i remembered.... trump’s here
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Mowgli@Holy_Mowgli11 Jul 2018
can't believe they canceled Vivaldi after just four seasons
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i always romanticize people when i come up with fake scenarios in my head and then i’m disappointed when they aren’t how i fantisized them to be
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your wcw can’t express emotions without joking about it 2 seconds later it’s me i’m your wcw
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