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Capt. Spastic

@captspastic

Ask yourself why you're here. Then ask yourself one more time. Remember these words: Eventually, I'll piss you off.

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Joined July 2008
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If you are threatening election officials, you are a treasonous piece of shit.
Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) profile pictureKyle Griffin
@kylegriffin12 Jul 2021
Election officials are exhausted and traumatized. A number are in therapy. Some had to put their kids in therapy. "To have someone say you deserve a knife to your throat, that you should be executed, that they are going to eff up your family, shakes you." bit.ly/2U8wTQR
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I'm only sad they didn't make one about what a douche nozzle Elon Musk is.
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Who agrees there is no in-between? ✋
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Best version of Muskrat
Liam Nissan™ (@theliamnissan) profile pictureLiam Nissan™
@theliamnissan5 Feb 2025
Ban me Adolf Titler
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Love this woman so much!
BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ (@mmpadellan) profile pictureBrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️
@mmpadellan4 Feb 2025
HOLY SHIT, Rep. Jasmine Crockett: "We are going to be in your faces, we're gonna be on your ass, we're going to make sure you understand that this is what democracy looks like!" 🔥🔥🔥
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BLACK HISTORY IS AMERICAN HISTORY❗    Proud to rep @NAACP_LDF this #BlackHistoryMonth and beyond 🙌🏾   🙌🏾   LDF has long led the advancement of CIVIL RIGHTS, VOTING RIGHTS, RACIAL JUSTICE and EDUCATIONAL EQUALITY for the last 85 YEARS. 🙏🏾   🙏🏾    💪🏾   💪🏾   This work is far from over -- follow @NAACP_LDF and stay in the know on their ongoing work at naacpldf.org/BuiltForThis
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@1drcole4 Feb 2025
Who will repost?
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Says the defender of free speech! What a fucking asshole!
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@dutchessprim3 Feb 2025
Fuck Trump!
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.@coach__dawn4 Feb 2025
Who else?
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No fucking way! Neither does @elonmusk Both pieces of shit!
Suzie rizzio (@Suzierizzo1) profile pictureSuzie rizzio
@Suzierizzo14 Feb 2025
Who else agrees? 💙
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A look inside the X headquarters....
Angel (@AngelStudiosInc) profile pictureAngel
@AngelStudiosInc19 Nov 2024
Something's coming... something unstoppable. Bonhoeffer is in theaters FRIDAY. Get tickets now!

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What does it say, about a rich egomaniacal piece of shit (@elonmusk ) who bought this platform, because they are a proponent of free speech. Yet when anything is posted about him, that he doesn't like, that post is deleted. Can someone explain to me how that is free speech?
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I'm at Lower Bull Creek Greenbelt and District Park - @austintexasgov in Austin, TX swarmapp.com/c/2w03NVFgq8h – at Austin, TX
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I'm at Barrow Nature Preserve swarmapp.com/c/iIHR16xmqwH – at Austin, TX
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You know it, so don't blow it. That's right Iiiiiiiiit's FRIDAY!!!! (@ Jardin Carona in Austin, TX) swarmapp.com/c/gVNFaYALbzP – at Austin, TX
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I'm at The San Antonio River Walk - @paseodelrio in San Antonio, TX swarmapp.com/c/9p3w7iY4JAP – at San Antonio, TX
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Headed back to Austin (@ Lone Star San Antonio River Cafe in San Antonio, TX) swarmapp.com/c/bcdMJBhlYvy – at San Antonio, TX
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I'm at Austin Gourmet Popcorn in Austin, TX swarmapp.com/c/7epdqJiKnGW – at Austin, TX
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