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Ask yourself why you're here. Then ask yourself one more time. Remember these words: Eventually, I'll piss you off.

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Who agrees there is no in-between? ✋
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BLACK HISTORY IS AMERICAN HISTORY❗    Proud to rep @NAACP_LDF this #BlackHistoryMonth and beyond 🙌🏾   🙌🏾   LDF has long led the advancement of CIVIL RIGHTS, VOTING RIGHTS, RACIAL JUSTICE and EDUCATIONAL EQUALITY for the last 85 YEARS. 🙏🏾   🙏🏾    💪🏾   💪🏾   This work is far from over -- follow @NAACP_LDF and stay in the know on their ongoing work at naacpldf.org/BuiltForThis
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On Jan 6, Donald Trump refused for over three hours to tell the violent mob to leave the Capitol, despite pleas from his White House staff, members of his family and many others. No matter how many times he lies about this, the facts won’t change. He is unfit for any office.
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It's not Christianity if you kneel down to a one term, twice impeached draft dodging scumbag sexual assaulter, racist, tabloid scandal king, and criminal who conspired with our enemies, obstructed justice, lied constantly, locked kids in cages & paid hush money to porn stars
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to all Republicans currently pissing themselves with joy over Cuomo's resignation: where were you when your own party was installing a Supreme Court Justice who was so blackout drunk all the way through prep school and college that he has no idea how many women he assaulted
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Help us mark our independence from this virus—get vaccinated.
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Retweet this. Relentlessly.
.@LeaderMcConnell: "There is no question, none, that President Trump is practically and morally responsible for provoking the events of the day."
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Holy shit Matt Gaetz is fucked
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I would love for any prominent conservative to explain to me why Liz Cheney being removed for expressing her views isn't an example of so-called "cancel culture", but I know none of them can or will.
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I guess this is what they meant when they said America would be “back to normal” by summer
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Being alive while Black is exhausting. Take care of yourself and each other.
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This is bigger than Georgia. It is happening everywhere. And it’s more than just voter suppression. It is white legislators telling Black voters that they are second class citizens. It’s political leaders wearing their racism proudly. That’s what Jim Crow was always about, too.
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BREAKING: A new transcript of a call where Rudy threatens Ukraine has surfaced. Time got the transcript from a Ukraine official and has verified it independently. The official told Time they are willing to assist with the SDNY investigation into Rudy 👀 time.com/5937491/rudy-giulia…
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Dear GOP: If you don’t remove them, they will conclude they can lie and incite without consequences. If you don’t convict him, he will run again in 2024 and it will be worse this time around. You created these monsters. Now, stop them. Sincerely, America
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