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ur fav femme lesbian! professional yapper. general content enjoyer. to be cringe is to be free. staunch AI hater. FREE PALESTINE 🍉🇵🇸

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GREETINGS! I’m car-keys, nice to meet ya! Things in my wheelhouse: -anything d20 PLS talk to me abt d20 -skyrim 🥸 -heart wrenching literature -shit posting (abt life, my friends, gym bros, etc) -being gay -lotr and other nerd shit -and so much more! ok that’s all BYEE 💋💋
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I keep getting community guidelines violations on TikTok for calling MYSELF a faggot.
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) profile pictureDaily Wire
@realDailyWireNov 5
Evil. Jennifer Welch can’t control her laughter after reading a tweet that says, “We’re digging up Charlie Kirk and doing it again.”
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Cactus@0nyingwaNov 5
tweeting with 0 followers idgaf
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Watching breaking bad for the first time. This shit better be good or I’ll sue
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My brother was bantering with older kids at Halloween about their costumes. Deadpan faces, no responses. Idk what’s going on
cie (@Iesbianbarbie) profile picturecie@IesbianbarbieNov 4
walking with my dog and she goes up to sniff a person smoking a cigarette, i tell the person "sorry, she's trying to bum a cigarette, please don't give her one, she's in recovery." and they just stared at me. fuck omg is humor dead ?
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zee ✧˚ · .@zeemarstonNov 4
Nggas in Arkansas will deadass sit in your face and complain, complain, complain about that strong face troglodyte skank we call a governor. Then sit up here and ass around during midterms. Hell we giving you ample amount of time to get rid of the hoe, and yall playing.
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hackjob17@hackjob17Nov 4
The Dems in almost every Southern state pulled off major upsets tonight except for Arkansas. Our State Democratic Party is in woeful shape. We have to get organized and turn it around. If we’d had a stronger Party, Hallie Shoffner would have won tonight.
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sassenachdarby@sassenachdarbyNov 4
Completely and utterly amazing woman. Helluva campaign that moved the needle in Arkansas and energized voters in a way I haven’t seen in decades. So proud of my girl @hallieshoffner
Hallie Shoffner (@hallieshoffner) profile pictureHallie Shoffner
@hallieshoffnerNov 4
The people in Arkansas are worth fighting for. Believe in Arkansas.
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Appodlachia
@appodlachiaNov 4
Total vindication for these two memes tonight
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princetongirl818@ceciliasroseNov 4
I wish I could fully lib out with my fellow southern sisters but alas it looks like my state is going to elect that raggedy ass bitch as governor
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Arkansas ranks dead last in voting turnout. Gen z and millennials aren’t voting because they think nothing will change. So many people my age told me they weren’t planning on voting for that reason. Things CAN change we just need to buckle down and believe
John Pork (@johnporkhogs) profile pictureJohn Pork@johnporkhogsNov 4
Arkansas is one of the last states filled with dumbfucks
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Brady Shiers@BradyShiersNov 4
Here is what the State House map looks like! Light blue means a flip
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Brady Shiers (@BradyShiers) profile pictureBrady Shiers@BradyShiersNov 4
Well let’s just say my predictions were a weeee bit off. Full breakdown coming tomorrow but it looks like Democrats will have flipped 10 state house seats and 1 state senate
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Hallie gave me and a lot of other Arkansans so much hope. We are worth it. We are worth the fight, and we’ll keep fighting until we see that change!!
Hallie Shoffner (@hallieshoffner) profile pictureHallie Shoffner
@hallieshoffnerNov 4
The people in Arkansas are worth fighting for. Believe in Arkansas.
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Samuel Rhee@SamuelMRheeNov 4
Arkansas next! Y'all deserve better than those vultures who can't wait to sell off the Natural State for parts
marzy ✨ (@weirdnotwild) profile picturemarzy ✨@weirdnotwildNov 4
The south is not and will never be a lost cause
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Megan@meganlynn1025Nov 4
📍Arkansas #Midterms26
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Drenched Grimace 🫟@GucciGrimaceNov 4
Because it's my goddamn state too
Renae Rogers (@CaRenaeTX) profile pictureRenae Rogers
@CaRenaeTXNov 3
I don't get voting Blue in a red state, if you like democrat policies so much, move to a blue state.
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tippity
@tippityNov 3
I illegally put in 2000 votes for El-Sayed from my home in San Francisco my name is Sam Altman and I am the founder and CEO of Open AI
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@ICEgovNov 3
If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.
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john@john_wilddogNov 4
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marzy ✨@weirdnotwildNov 4
The south is not and will never be a lost cause
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۟@ctrldoveNov 4
i finally understand how this feels.
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