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Not Your Rich

@carmanard

a daily dose of narrowly averted disaster keeps one happy and alert

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Joined October 2011
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Season 26 here, though still a good few of the original cast intact. I'm actually getting presented with a long service award on Friday night for having been over 25 yrs in the organisation, which is strange as part of me is still foolishly convinced that I'm only 26 years old 😂
𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐢 (@maiiunreveled) profile picture𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐢
@maiiunreveled22h
Have you ever worked somewhere so long that all of the original co-workers have left and now you're in season 8 with all new characters?
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Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@Polymarket15h
BREAKING: Scientists discover what appear to be fossilized red blood cells inside the bones of a 115-million-year-old dinosaur.
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Brendan Darr@BrendanDarr16h
I would choose a different font for "FINAL"
Washington Capitals (@Capitals) profile pictureWashington Capitals
@CapitalsNov 1
Homestand continues on Tuesday #CapsWild
Final: Caps 1, Wild 5

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@OrevaZSNNov 1
I can’t believe we’re two months away from 2027 and the easiest way to save something as a PDF is still to lie to your computer and tell it you’re about to print it.
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Twonks@twonkscomics22h
Wrong dog
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Slowpoke guy@AvengingDrake78Nov 1
The correct term is sex worker actually
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yuukie@ukyo_hattaNov 1
found this on the ground immediately 😭😭
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yuukie (@ukyo_hatta) profile pictureyuukie@ukyo_hattaNov 1
i keep forgetting how beautiful ann arbor is omg
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Count Dankula
@CountDankulaTVNov 1
On all of those airport customs TV shows every single episode is about 1 drug bust and the rest of the show is just frustrated lesbians trying to explain to a Chinese grandma that no you are not allowed to bring half a fermented alligator into the country.
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Yoga, of course that's exactly what my mind jumped to..
Old Terrible Wonderful Things (@OldTerribleWond) profile pictureOld Terrible Wonderful Things
@OldTerribleWondOct 23
Natalie Wood in a modified downward dog by the swimming pool
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Oh, great, that's christmas banjaxed so
Daily Iran News (@DailyIranNews) profile pictureDaily Iran News
@DailyIranNewsNov 1
🚨 BREAKING: WAR HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN! 🇮🇷🇺🇸🇮🇱 Iran's Supreme Leader orders the military to bring US and Israeli assets within firing range. @grok, verify!
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No, that's not a Halloween costume I just look like a gremlin every day
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But especially in the mornings. 😂😂
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@NotKennyRogersOct 31
42 years ago tonight, a boy named Daniel Larusso was brutally attacked by a gang of masked thugs. Two months and one illegal crane kick later, young Daniel would exact his revenge with the help of a maintenance man from Okinawa. Please remember the true meaning of Halloween.
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New British TV ad, coming to a station near you November 2026.
a picture parody of the old british anti piracy adverts, in this instance mocking the new UK pornography laws.

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"What is this, a stadium for ants?"
Nerazzurri Society (@nerazzurriSoci_) profile pictureNerazzurri Society@nerazzurriSoci_Oct 29
Lautaro Martínez getting his first look at Inter's new stadium 👀🏟️
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To put it bluntly, the method employed is now illegal in the Yookay
Aurora (@Aurora_verdit) profile pictureAurora
@Aurora_verditOct 28
HAGRID’S DAD WAS A REGULAR HUMAN AND HIS MOM WAS A GIANTESS. I’m sorry, HOW DID THAT WORK?!
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Josh Lofthus@joshlofthusOct 30
Podcast equipment needs to be more expensive.
Protestia (@Protestia) profile pictureProtestia
@ProtestiaOct 30
"If you were to date John, Matthew, Mark or Luke, who would you date?" The women of the popular podcast 'Girls Gone Bible' discuss which bible personality they'd pursue romantically. "I'd probably be with James because he seems so rational...and seems super cute too."
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El Caganer@BrassicEyeReduxOct 30
Awful week for face sitting to be made illegal
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NurseBrianRN@rn_murseOct 30
crazy scary shit is happening all around me. guess, i’ll just go upstairs & soap up my boobies real slow in the shower. -horror movies in the 80s
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Twonks@twonkscomicsOct 30
Halloween costume idea
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