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@castinemachine

born howling • tell me about your dreams • 5x 🏹 • she/her

 hole in mountain in desert
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Joined May 2017
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fortunately for everyone 2026 is the year of going sadie mode
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i think these sunglasses i got from the bar’s lost & found clearout have prescription lenses
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evening sunbeam is soooo perfectly placed across my bed no pics just imagine how good it looks
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the human sadiepede 2@hell_doeJun 29
lucky me it's apparently just another day where the only way out is through
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breadened butter
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they should make to-go bags for coke
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the human sadiepede 2@hell_doeJun 12
you can just eat hot dogs all day if you want to. it's allowed
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erika@yeeeerikaJun 6
george constanza summer (sandwiches, petty grievances, avoiding responsibility, pretzels, naps, lying)
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oh my godddddd i just had the best idea of my entire life
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i need one million wooden beads
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the human sadiepede 2@hell_doeMay 22
they're saying it's fine to get really into giallo films again this summer. you can do that in between eating all that ice cream or whatever
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if you complain to me about how nobody directly answers your questions, and then get upset when i directly and explicitly answer your questions and do not offer additional information, you are the fucking problem !!!!!!
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“we’re going in circles” no, you are failing to ask the question you want answered
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today is a day that it feels very good this might have fixed my back
swamp thing 🇵🇸 (@castinemachine) profile pictureswamp thing 🇵🇸@castinemachineMay 17
today is a day that sleeping on a floor mattress does not feel very good
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made it to 10,000 unread emails 🥳
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today is a day that sleeping on a floor mattress does not feel very good
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if you’re gonna fav my tweets you can for damn sure answer my questions
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hey @TouchTunes how do i get a refund on a song
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Agita Christie@pagan_hoetryMay 15
The most beautiful interesting vibrant special loving women on the planet are being overlooked and fumbled. And no one is doing anything to address this epidemic
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smoked a lucky and then an unlucky (half cig at the bottom of the pack that i put out while leaving the bar)
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thank you @TouchTunes
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